<-- Previous EpisodeNext Episode -->
Butters, in his alter-ego as Professor Chaos, develops an evil scheme to block out the sun, but finds out that The Simpsons already did it. Every evil plan he comes up with was already used on The Simpsons, driving him to insanity. Meanwhile, Cartman orders some "sea people" to nurture his dreams of a different reality, but he is disappointed when he finds out what they really are. When he mixes his sea people with another ingredient, a very unusual thing happens.
The episode begins with Cartman showing Kyle, Stan, and Tweek (the new 4th friend) an advertisement for seapeople, tiny sea dwelling creatures that apparently build cities and live like humans. Cartman convinces everyone to chip in so that they can buy them. Butters, who is in Professor Chaos mode, is trying to figure out a way to destroy the town. He plans to block out the sun, but General Disarray informs him that Mr. Burns on The Simpsons
had already done this. Butters is disappointed that the idea isn't original...Read the full recap
Tweek: Gah! But what if, while I'm putting on the nose, the snowman comes to life and tries to kill me?
Stan: Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time?
Stan: Hey, these are brine shrimp. I used to feed them to my fish.
Cartman: I got RIPPED OFF!
Kyle: I told you, Cartman.
Cartman: (walks up to Kyle) Oh, shut up, Kyle!!! Shut your Goddamned Jew mouth!!! You people are why there's war in the Middle East!!! (to Tweek) And you, Tweek!! Why don't you learn to button your shirt right, for once?! You're as bad as Stan with his stupid girlfriend, always spending time with her!! God, I hate you guys!! They were supposed to take me away to their underwater kingdom. They were supposed to take me on adventures of the deep
Tweek: (shakes) They package brine shrimp and sell them to kids? That's not right, man!
Stan: Do you see the sea people?
Cartman: No, just a bunch of goo.
Kyle: Wow. That's a lot of sea men you've got there, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.
Phillip, I think I may have accidentally killed Celine Dion.
is a Canadian pop singer known for her strong voice and wide vocal range.
Alright, everyone scatter and look for the seamen. Tweek, stay by the door and keep a look out. If you see anybody coming, say the code word: Hammertime.
"Hammertime" is the catchphrase of rapper MC Hammer
Yeah. In fact, that episode was a rip-off of a Twilight Zone episode.
The Twilight Zone
was a sci-fi/fantasy/mystery show that ran from 1959 - 1964.