Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society - Recap

The children return to school for the first time since their teacher, Ms. Choksondik died suddenly. During the break, Bebe begins to develop breasts, making her the first girl in the class to do so. Though they are very small, they have a large effect on the boys. All of the boys begin realizing how cool and smart Bebe is. This causes the other girls to grow very jealous of Bebe and start rumors that she is sexually promiscuous.

Increasingly, the boys begin to fight and argue over Bebe. It prompts the Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Tweek to have a discussion on who should be kicked out of the group to make room for Bebe. Cartman initially suggests Kyle, but Stan isn't having it. So Cartman settles for Tweek but the boys stand up for him saying, "No! Tweek's cool, I know someone we can kick out..." The next scene shows the boys at the bus stop with Bebe in Cartman's place meaning that Cartman was the one kicked out.

Eventually, all of the boys get into a huge fight over Bebe and turn on each other like cavemen. Bebe decides that her boobs are more trouble than they're worth and goes to consult a plastic surgeon about breast reduction. The surgeon tells her that reducing her breast size is insane, but if she wants them bigger he can always help her out. She leaves frustrated. Similarly, Wendy goes to the sam surgeon to ask for breast implants so that the boys will think she's as cool as Bebe. The surgeon is reluctant until she says that she has $3,000. He agrees to perform the surgery.

Stan, still in his caveman frame of mind, begin drawing boobs all over the walls in his house. Randy has a talk with his son about women and breasts. Stan understand that all women have breasts, but that he cannot let them get in the way of his friend, at least not at this age.

Bebe is shown laying in bed sleeping, while her breasts are plotting to take over the world. She tells her mother about it, but her mother doesn't offer much help, merely perpetuating the dumb blonde stereotype. Bebe resolves to do something about her boobs. The next day at school, Bebe walks in with a box over her chest, which causes all the boys to jerk out of their trance. Stan tells the boys what his dad told him, and everything goes back to normal. Wendy then walks in with her new enormous boobs, only to be laughed at and mocked by all the boys.

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