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Stan's future self appears, and Stan is mortified to learn that in the future, he's a total loser. When he sees that Butters also met a future self, he becomes suspicious. When Stan feels the need for revenge on those who fooled him, Cartman comes up with a shocking plan.
The boys find the remains of a joint left on a stump and want to get rid of it. They're all afraid to touch it, fearing that even by touching it, they'll become drug-attics and will start taking harder drugs. Stan decides to man up, believing that simply touching it won't hurt him...Read the full recap
Butters: (jumps out of his closet in the Professor Chaos uniform) Now you know my terrible secret!
Stan: You're gay? It's fine if you're gay, Butters. I don't care.
Butters: Huh? Nah, I'm Professor Chaos, Stan.
Stan: But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! We're running away! Help me find the perfect place to run away to! (leaves)
Butters: (looks in the mirror) Mm. Umm... maybe I used a little too much silver.
Butters: (reading the newspaper) This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. Well that's a pretty good deal.
Cartman: Okay, Butters, let's start with you. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. What we're going to do, Butters, is we're going to wait for your parents to leave the house, and then, smear all the walls... with poop.
Butters: Huh. That'll make them awful sore.
Cartman: Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches...