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South Park: My Future Self 'n' Me

Stan's future self appears, and Stan is mortified to learn that in the future, he's a total loser. When he sees that Butters also met a future self, he becomes suspicious. When Stan feels the need for revenge on those who fooled him, Cartman comes up with a shocking plan.

Episode Info
Episode number: 6x16
Production Number: 616
Airdate: Wednesday December 04th, 2002

Guest Stars
Adrien BeardAdrien Beard
voiced Token Williams
Main Cast
Trey Parker (2)Trey Parker (2)
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh,& Various
Matt StoneMatt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam & Various
Mona MarshallMona Marshall
voiced Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch & Various
Eliza SchneiderEliza Schneider
voiced Mayor McDaniels, Liane Cartman, Mrs. McKormick, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh & Various


The boys find the remains of a joint left on a stump and want to get rid of it. They're all afraid to touch it, fearing that even by touching it, they'll become drug-attics and will start taking harder drugs. Stan decides to man up, believing that simply touching it won't hurt him...

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Episode Notes
Cartman speaks Spanish to the poop-smearing crew.

Episode Quotes
Butters: (jumps out of his closet in the Professor Chaos uniform) Now you know my terrible secret!
Stan: You're gay? It's fine if you're gay, Butters. I don't care.
Butters: Huh? Nah, I'm Professor Chaos, Stan.
Stan: But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! We're running away! Help me find the perfect place to run away to! (leaves)
Butters: (looks in the mirror) Mm. Umm... maybe I used a little too much silver.

Butters: (reading the newspaper) This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. Well that's a pretty good deal.

Cartman: Okay, Butters, let's start with you. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. What we're going to do, Butters, is we're going to wait for your parents to leave the house, and then, smear all the walls... with poop.
Butters: Huh. That'll make them awful sore.
Cartman: Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches...

Cultural References
Butters: I said, I know how you feel. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. I hate him! All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. And that show is so stupid.

Becker is a sitcom that aired on NBC from 1998 - 2004. It starred Ted Danson as the title character.

Episode References
Butters: Oh, that makes me angry! Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay!

This is a reference to an episode from earlier in the season, "Professor Chaos."

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CreatorTrey Parker (2)  |  Matt Stone
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