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Paris Hilton visits South Park to promote her merchandise. When her little dog commits suicide, she wants to keep Butters as her new pet. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton's influence causes all the girls in town to act like whores, and only Wendy doesn't like it.
Butters: (Singing) Loo-loo-loo, I got some apples. Loo-loo-loo, you got some too. Loo-loo-loo, let's make some applesauce. Take off your clothes and loo-loo-loo.
Wendy: Mr. Slave, you are the most perverted, lewd, depraved slut I know.
Mr. Slave: Thank you, sweetie!
Chris: Butters, never get into a car with a stranger! Unless it's a limousine.