Cartman: Don't be sad Butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars cash.
Cartman: Don't worry, Butters, I'm gonna get you out of here.
Butters: Please leave me alone, Eric. My bottom is really sore.
Stan: Cartman isn't our friend anymore.
Kyle: We're ignoring him.
Token: How come?
Kyle: 'Cause he's a fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulating sociopath.
Token: Oh yeah.
I took a crap in the principal's purse... seven times. Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza. I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring. Uh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and then made into chili which I fed to the kid.
The abortion incident occurred in episode 5x13, "Kenny Dies
." Cartman did pretend to be retarded in episode 8x03, "Up the Down Steroid
." He attempted to exterminate the Jews in episode 8x04, "The Passion of the Jew
." And he ground up Scott Tenorman's parents into chili in episode 5X04, "Scott Tenorman Must Die