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South Park: Bloody Mary

Stan feels embarrassed when his father is arrested for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeds and people from all over embark on pilgrimages to see it, hoping to be healed by its power. Randy believes the bleeding statue can cure him of his alcoholism.

Episode Info
Episode number: 9x14
Production Number: 914
Airdate: Wednesday December 07th, 2005

Main Cast
Trey Parker (2)Trey Parker (2)
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh,& Various
Matt StoneMatt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam & Various
April StewartApril Stewart
voiced Liane Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh & Various
Episode Notes
A repeat of "Bloody Mary," this season's South Park finale, was pulled from Comedy Central's lineup following complaints by the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights.

Catholic groups protested this episode and wanted Viacom and Comedy Central to ban the episode from TV. They also wanted it withheld from the Season 9 DVD.

Episode Quotes
Randy: Uh, you shouldn't drink, because it leads to bad things. I was in jail for the night and uh, other bad things. So just don't drink and if you must drink, definitely don't drive. I've definitely learned that first hand. That's all, I guess.
Ms. Garrison: Well, I guess we've all learned a lesson, haven't we class? If you don't make the right choices in life, you could end up being a big loser like Stan's dad. Drinking and driving is for idiots, no one wants to end up like Stan's dad, do they? I want you all to take a look at Stan's dad and say, 'Is that who I wanna be in 30 years? Getting tickets and having to go to elementary school classrooms and talking about how pathetic I am?' Thank you, Mr. Marsh, I think you've made your point.

Stan: Dad, aren't you not like, supposed to drink and drive?
Randy: I'm not drinking while I'm driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking!

Reporter: Tom, I'm standing in the garden of St. Peter's church in Bailey, where what some call a miracle is taking place. The statue of the Virgin Mary has started to bleed.... out its ass.

Reporter: Having investigated closely, the Pope determined that the blood was not coming from the Virgin Mary's ass, but rather, from her vagina. And the Pope said, quote, 'A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.'

Episode Goofs
In this episode, Stan says he is eight years old. But in a couple of earlier episodes, he said he was nine.

Cultural References
Kyle: (to Stan) Dude, we've gotta hurry home! The final episode of LOST is on soon.

Kyle is referring to the ABC drama/suspense television series, LOST, which premiered in 2004.

Episode References
Stan: Yeah, and I also know a thing or two about cults. I was the leader of one for a while.

Stan is referring to the time when he was the "chosen one" of the Church of Scientology, which took place in episode 9x12, "Trapped in the Closet."

Other Episode Crew

CreatorTrey Parker (2)  |  Matt Stone
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