Episode Quotes
Towelie: Aw, man, I really screwed up this time. The rent's due at the end of the month, and I don't have any money. I need to shape up and find a new job, quick. But first, maybe I'll get a little high.
Mingie: Nobody knows what it's like to be Oprah's minge. All she does is work, never gives her ol' minge a nice rub now and again. A minge needs attention! At least a scratch once in a while!
Larry King: My guest tonight is Steven McTowelie, author of the acclaimed book, A Million Little Fibers. How are you tonight, Steven?
Towelie: Well, Larry, I'm a little high.
Geraldo Rivera: Steven McTowelie, author of A Million Little Fibers, is a towel!
Towelie: You're a towel.
Geraldo Rivera: No, you're a towel.
Towelie: Well you're a beaner towel.
Oprah: Was it that you thought embellishing the story was okay if it helped people?
Towelie: Yeah. Yeah, that's it!
Oprah: Well you know what I think, Towelie? I think you're a LYING SACK OF SHIT!
Cultural References
Title: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie's book, his appearance on
The Oprah Winfrey Show, and the title of the episode, "A Million Little Fibers," are based on author James Frey and his book,
A Million Little Pieces.
Visual: P.F. Chang's
P.F. Chang's, shown at the beginning of the episode, is an actual restaurant.