An alternate title for this episode is "Nice."

Cartman: You know what this is? This is the mace they use on bears, faggot! Now lemme see your hall pass!
Kid: (scared) It's right here!
Cartman: All right, cool brah. Go with Christ.

Police officer: Some young boy is having sex with Miss Stevenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Police Officer: Nice.
Police Detective: Nice.

Kyle: The kindergarten teacher is having sex with my little brother.
(stunned silence)
Stan: Wow.
Kenny: (muffled) Really?
Cartman: Damn, brah, your little brother's pretty cool.
Kyle: (angrily) It's NOT cool. Ike isn't old enough to understand!
Cartman: What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her and pee.
Kyle: (stunned at Cartman's ignorance) Stick it inside her and pee.
Cartman: Well, okay, fine, unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg.

Miss Stevenson: Ike we have to get out of here! They'll never let us be together. I think... I think we should go to Milan, like we always talked about.
Ike: Yay!!! Milan!

Psychologist: Was there ever a history of sexual abuse in your family?
Miss Stevenson: No, but my uncle used to ask me and my twin sister to kiss, and he'd take pictures.
Psychologist: Nice.

Cartman: And so then, I stuck my finger up my butt-hole, right? And I walked up to Kelly Nelson and I said, 'Do you smell lemongrass?' and she smelled my finger and puked. (laughs) Oh God, you should have been there!

Visual: Cartman's vest, beard and wig

Cartman's hall monitor outfit is reminiscent of Duane "Dog" Chapman, from the show Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Cartman: She's using the Mel Gibson defense!

Cartman is referring to actor Mel Gibson's 2006 arrest, when Gibson used his alcoholism as an excuse for criminal behavior and making racist statements.