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South Park: The List
When the boys discover the girls in their class have made a secret list that rates all of them from cutest to ugliest, they stop at nothing to see it. Once they do manage to gain possession of the list, they are shocked to see how they rank. The results are just too much for one of the boys to handle.
| 8.3/10 (19 Votes cast) |
Episode Info
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Episode number: 11x14 Production Number: 1114 Airdate: Wednesday November 14th, 2007 |
Main Cast
 Trey Parker (1)voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh, Various |  Matt Stonevoiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam, Various |
Recap
The episode begins with the boys finding out that the girls made a list ranking all the boys in class from best looking to ugliest. After two attempts, the boys manage to steal the list and discover what the girls think of them. The list features Clyde at #1, Stan at #3, Kenny at #7, Cartman at #15, and Kyle dead last. Kyle becomes immersed in depression and misery and realizing he is unattractive, while Clyde's ego soars as he begins acting and dressing differently as a result of his good looks. Kyle begins to hang around the ugly, unpopular kids at school. One of the ugly kids claims that being unpopular makes him so depressed that sometimes he wants to burn the school down. Kyle decides do just that...Read the full recap
Episode Notes
This episode marks the first death of Kenny in over 35 episodes. The last time he was killed was during "Best Friends Forever."
The fake list reads as follows:
1. Clyde
2. Token
3. Stan
4. Bradley
5. Jason
6. Leroy
7. Kenny
8. Tweek
9. Kevin
10. Jimmy
11. Butters
12. Craig
13. Timmy
14. Francis
15. Cartman
16. Kyle
1. Clyde
2. Token
3. Stan
4. Bradley
5. Jason
6. Leroy
7. Kenny
8. Tweek
9. Kevin
10. Jimmy
11. Butters
12. Craig
13. Timmy
14. Francis
15. Cartman
16. Kyle
Episode Quotes
Craig: You don't think they put the fat tub of tard at the bottom?
Cartman: No, because people know I'm not fat! I'm buff. They probably put you at the bottom of the list because you have fucked up teeth! Or Kenny's 'cause he's poor.
Cartman: No, because people know I'm not fat! I'm buff. They probably put you at the bottom of the list because you have fucked up teeth! Or Kenny's 'cause he's poor.
Butters: Mom, Dad! I'm not the ugliest kid in the class! Kyle Broflovski is!
Steven: Well good for you, Butters.
Linda: Way to go, champ.
Butters: Whoopie!
Steven: Well, guess we don't have to ground him.
Steven: Well good for you, Butters.
Linda: Way to go, champ.
Butters: Whoopie!
Steven: Well, guess we don't have to ground him.
Jerry: One canister of propane, six cans of lighter fluid, seven gallons of high-octane kerosene, and a box of matches. Okay, is that everything little boy?
Kyle: That should just about do it.
Jerry: Did you like to put this on your True-Value card today?
Kyle: That should just about do it.
Jerry: Did you like to put this on your True-Value card today?
Stan: Uh Wendy. Could I talk to you?
Wendy: Of course, Stan.
Stan: Just for a minute. Over
here. (takes her aside, to a tree nearby)
Lola: (to other girl) You think he's gonna beg her to come back to him?
Wendy: This is a nice surprise. I thought you were never speaking to me again.
Stan: Yeah well, I wanna talk to you about this list you girls made.
Wendy: Which one? We make lists all the time.
Stan: The one where you rated the boys' looks in the class. Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay? How could you vote him the ugliest?
Wendy: Look, personally, I didn't vote him the ugliest. My vote was for Eric Cartman. But enough of the other girls must have felt he was....
Stan: (walks up next to her) So it wasn't unanimous. Maybe you can just change the list.
Wendy: Change the list?! Do you have any idea what that would take?! Maybe you don't understand how important list-making is to girls! It's just not something we do flippantly! There's protocol!
Stan: Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list and find out why they voted Kyle last?
Wendy: All right, I'll try and get you into our next list-making meeting. But it won't be easy.
Wendy: Of course, Stan.
Stan: Just for a minute. Over
here. (takes her aside, to a tree nearby)
Lola: (to other girl) You think he's gonna beg her to come back to him?
Wendy: This is a nice surprise. I thought you were never speaking to me again.
Stan: Yeah well, I wanna talk to you about this list you girls made.
Wendy: Which one? We make lists all the time.
Stan: The one where you rated the boys' looks in the class. Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay? How could you vote him the ugliest?
Wendy: Look, personally, I didn't vote him the ugliest. My vote was for Eric Cartman. But enough of the other girls must have felt he was....
Stan: (walks up next to her) So it wasn't unanimous. Maybe you can just change the list.
Wendy: Change the list?! Do you have any idea what that would take?! Maybe you don't understand how important list-making is to girls! It's just not something we do flippantly! There's protocol!
Stan: Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list and find out why they voted Kyle last?
Wendy: All right, I'll try and get you into our next list-making meeting. But it won't be easy.
Cultural References
Visual: Male Celebrity Posters
The meeting place of the girls has several posters on the wall. Among them are male actors Corbin Bleu, Joe Jonas, Justin Timberlake, Orlando Bloom, and Zac Efron.
The meeting place of the girls has several posters on the wall. Among them are male actors Corbin Bleu, Joe Jonas, Justin Timberlake, Orlando Bloom, and Zac Efron.
Episode References
Visual: Store Cashier
The cashier who checks Kyle out at the store is the same man from the "Toilet Paper" episode in season 7.
The cashier who checks Kyle out at the store is the same man from the "Toilet Paper" episode in season 7.
Visual: Le Cirque du Soleil Poster
A poster on the wall in Wendy's room reads "Le Cirque du Soleil" with a colorfully dressed man in makeup. Le Cirque du Soleil, originally from Quebec, is an all human-performing circus of sorts that was spoofed in the season 4 episode "Quintuplets 2000."
A poster on the wall in Wendy's room reads "Le Cirque du Soleil" with a colorfully dressed man in makeup. Le Cirque du Soleil, originally from Quebec, is an all human-performing circus of sorts that was spoofed in the season 4 episode "Quintuplets 2000."
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