Episode Notes
This was the first episode of South Park to air in high definition.
"The Ring" drew 3.41 million overall viewers.
Episode Quotes
Jimmy: If you guys found out my girlfriend was a raging whore, I’d want you to tell me.
Cartman: Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?
Butters: Hey fellas! I heard that Kenny is still going out with that slut Tammy Warner.
Kyle: Yeah, but it's okay Butters. They have purity rings now.
Butters: Uh, what's that?
Stan: They're rings that says they're not gonna have sex or do anything naughty anymore.
Butters: Huh.. a ring that says you'll be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?
TV Host: You like takin' the Jonas Brothers' hot foam in your faces, girls?
Cartman: Hey those Jonas Brothers are assholes!
Stan: Yeah their purity rings turn are friend into a dosh!
Joe: Huh?
Kyle: What the hell you think your doing spreading this crap to kids!
Mickey Mouse: Who the hell are these guys? Are they working for Dreamworks? Damn Dreamworks trying to hurt this company again ha-ha!
Cartman:This whole thing is a freaking sham! I see want your doing now trying to sell sex to young girls and it confuse then to..(Cartman gets shot in the neck and faints)
Kyle: Cartman?
Mickey Mouse: (reloading his gun) You're not missing this time Dreamworks Ha-ha.
Stan: Dude who the hell did that?
(Stan and Kyle gets shot in the neck and faint)
Mickey Mouse: Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha ha! Your music sucks and you know it, haha! It's because you make little girl's gineys tickle, and when little girl's gineys tickle, I make money, ha ha! And that's because little girls are fucking stupid, ha ha! And the purity rings make it OK to do whatever I want, ha ha! Even the Christians are too f*cking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters. I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, ha ha, and do you know why? Because Christians are retarded, ha ha! They believe in a talking dead guy! Ha ha!
Cultural References
The Ticketmaxx store where Kenny buys the Jonas Brothers tickets has several posters on the wall, most of them being parodies of famous musical theatre shows.
- Abba Mia!, a reference to "Mamma Mia!"
- Boulevard P, a reference to "Avenue Q"
- Felines, a reference to "Cats"
- Giggity Goop Floon's Poop, a reference to "Seussical"
- Joey and his Crazy Colored Morning Jacket, a reference to "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat"
- The Phantom of the Soap Opera, a reference to "The Phantom of the Opera"
Cartman: And knowing is half the battle.
This line, delivered by Cartman, is a reference to the television show
G.I. Joe. The conclusion of each episode would come with a public safety lesson. These lessons featured the characters of the show in brief scenarios used to provide safety tips for children.