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South Park: The Ring

Kenny has a new girlfriend and her name is Tammy. When the boys find out she's a bit of a slut, they feel the need to tell him. Rather than being upset about it, Kenny is ecstatic. After hearing she's this way because of the Jonas Brothers, Kenny buys two tickets to their next show in Denver. His plans are quickly diminished after the Jonas Brothers give Tammy a purity ring.


8.4/10 (26 Votes cast)

Episode Info


Episode number: 13x1
Production Number: 1301
Airdate: Wednesday March 11th, 2009


Alternate Airdates:

UK (Comedy Central UK) Mar 13, 2009
NL (Comedy Central) Oct 16, 2009

Guest Stars
John John 'Nancy' Hansen (1)
voiced Mr. Slave
Recurring
Milan AgnoneMilan Agnone
voiced Unknown
Recurring
Mickey Ramos (2)Mickey Ramos (2)
voiced Unknown
Main Cast
Trey Parker (1)Trey Parker (1)
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh, Various
Matt StoneMatt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam, Various
April StewartApril Stewart
voiced Liane Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Various
Episode Notes
This was the first episode of South Park to air in high definition.

"The Ring" drew 3.41 million overall viewers.



Episode Quotes
Jimmy: If you guys found out my girlfriend was a raging whore, I’d want you to tell me.

Cartman: Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?

Butters: Hey fellas! I heard that Kenny is still going out with that slut Tammy Warner.
Kyle: Yeah, but it's okay Butters. They have purity rings now.
Butters: Uh, what's that?
Stan: They're rings that says they're not gonna have sex or do anything naughty anymore.
Butters: Huh.. a ring that says you'll be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?

TV Host: You like takin' the Jonas Brothers' hot foam in your faces, girls?

Cartman: Hey those Jonas Brothers are assholes!
Stan: Yeah their purity rings turn are friend into a dosh!
Joe: Huh?
Kyle: What the hell you think your doing spreading this crap to kids!
Mickey Mouse: Who the hell are these guys? Are they working for Dreamworks? Damn Dreamworks trying to hurt this company again ha-ha!
Cartman:This whole thing is a freaking sham! I see want your doing now trying to sell sex to young girls and it confuse then to..(Cartman gets shot in the neck and faints)
Kyle: Cartman?
Mickey Mouse: (reloading his gun) You're not missing this time Dreamworks Ha-ha.
Stan: Dude who the hell did that?
(Stan and Kyle gets shot in the neck and faint)

Mickey Mouse: Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha ha! Your music sucks and you know it, haha! It's because you make little girl's gineys tickle, and when little girl's gineys tickle, I make money, ha ha! And that's because little girls are fucking stupid, ha ha! And the purity rings make it OK to do whatever I want, ha ha! Even the Christians are too f*cking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters. I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, ha ha, and do you know why? Because Christians are retarded, ha ha! They believe in a talking dead guy! Ha ha!



Episode Goofs
Near the beginning of the episode, Stan tells Butters that Tammy Warner is Kenny's "first real girlfriend ever." However, Kenny was also in a short relationship with Kelly in "Rainforest Schmainforest."



Cultural References
The Ticketmaxx store where Kenny buys the Jonas Brothers tickets has several posters on the wall, most of them being parodies of famous musical theatre shows.
  • Abba Mia!, a reference to "Mamma Mia!"
  • Boulevard P, a reference to "Avenue Q"
  • Felines, a reference to "Cats"
  • Giggity Goop Floon's Poop, a reference to "Seussical"
  • Joey and his Crazy Colored Morning Jacket, a reference to "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat"
  • The Phantom of the Soap Opera, a reference to "The Phantom of the Opera"

Cartman: And knowing is half the battle.

This line, delivered by Cartman, is a reference to the television show G.I. Joe. The conclusion of each episode would come with a public safety lesson. These lessons featured the characters of the show in brief scenarios used to provide safety tips for children.



Episode References
Visual: Stinky Britches Tour

One of the tours listed on the Ticketmaxx store calendar reads Stinky Britches Tour. This is a reference to the song "Stinky Britches." In the season two episode "Chef Aid," Chef finds out Alanis Morissette has stolen his song and not given him proper credit for it.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorTrey Parker (1)  |  Matt Stone
 

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