Stan: I got a hundred dollar check from my grandma, and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.
Bank Teller: Well that's fantastic, a really smart decision young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone.
Stan: Uh, what?
Bank Teller: It's gone. It's all gone.
Stan: What's all gone?
Bank Teller: The money in your account. It didn't do too well, it's gone.

Anchor: Just how far will the economy fall? We asked economic reporter Dan Banks for his assessment.
Dan: (says nothing, raises a gun to his head and fires, falling over dead)
Anchor: We'll have the rest of Dan's interview tonight at 10.

Man: Move aside, kid! He must pay for his stand mixer.
Kyle: Come on, this is ridiculous!
Man: What's ridiculous about hucking squirrels at a man who has angered the economy?

Man: He paid for our debts so we could spend once more.

Bank Teller: How can I help you, young man?
Stan Marsh: I got a hundred-dollar check from my grandma and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years
Bank Teller: Well, that's fantastic. A really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll re-invest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand... it's gone.
(Teller stares blankly)
Stan Marsh: Uh... what?
Bank Teller: It's gone, it's all gone.
Stan Marsh: What's all gone?
Bank Teller: The money in your account. It didn't do too well, it's gone.
Stan Marsh: What do you mean? I-I have a hundred dollars!
Bank Teller: Not anymore you don't. Poof!
Stan Marsh: Well what can I do to get back my...
Bank Teller: (Interrupts) I'm sorry, sir, but this line is for bank members only.
Stan Marsh: I just opened an account!
Bank Teller: Do you have any money invested with this bank?
Stan Marsh: No, you just lost it all!
Bank Teller: Then please stand aside for people who actually have money with us. Next please!

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars:

Cartman makes several references to Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars. Published by Rockstar North and released on March 17th, 2009 for the Nintendo DS and PC, Chinatown Wars is the thirteenth game in the Grand Theft Auto series.

The workers from the automotive factory on the news story are the same men from the "Goobacks" episode, including their signature quote "they took our jobs!"