An officer has no idea what he is getting into when he pulls over a car load of giggling girls who are headed to a "sex toy party." Next, an officer pulls over an inventor who is driving while wearing a hands-free drink helmet. Lastly, a deputy is called in when an unruly drunk refuses to take a DUI test.

An officer has a run in with a hasty farmer and his chicken, Buddy. Then, a usually jovial officer is pushed to his breaking point after stopping an angry secretary who is late for work. Finally, an officer fines a jaywalker who cannot understand what jaywalking is.

A pair of bored teenagers seem to have made up their minds to end the possum population of Calvert County. Next, an officer stops a motorist who can't end his laughing. Lastly, a former football player tries teaching an officer how to use a three point stance to his benefit.

An officer pulls over three grandmas who can really bust a move. Next, a corporal brings in a drug user whose got such a bad case of the munchies that he begins eating dog snacks. Lastly, a deputy uncovers a real cat burglar.

A Corpral pulls over an ex-con/boy scout leader who won't accept his ticket lying down. Then, a Sergeant eyes a couple in the act as he knocks on a door of a parked truck rocking. Lastly, an Officer receives an anatomy lesson after pulling over a med student.

A Corporal is forced by an irate driver to call her boss at work and explain why she'll be late. Then, a Deputy receives a lesson in the "stanky leg" dance craze, by a group of spirited Mardi Gras participants. Finally, an Officer pulls over what just may be the world's last rollerskating enthusiast.

A police officer pulls over a woman who claims she's had too much sushi to drink. Then, an unlucky driver is stopped on Friday the 13th. Lastly, an amorous couple are caught in action.

Policemen stop a car containing a couple in which neither has a valid license. Next, a new dad is upset he's being given a ticket and a personal reason. Lastly, and a driving instructor is caught driving recklessly.

An officer responds to a hit & run drunk motorist who is unaware that his car is destroyed. Next, a deputy stops a driver celebrating Mardi Gras. And, it's obvious why this blond bombshell can't wear her seat belt.

An officer may set the record for issuing tickets when he hands out three for one car. Then, a motorist is saved from his screaming mother by an officer. Lastly, a driver in Illinois finds out the hard way that 24" rims are illegal...and so is driving with a suspended license.

A speeder becomes rude to an officer; a nurse demonstrates proper body shaving; and a woman tries flirting with an officer to get out of a ticket.

An officer reaches for his gun during a routine stop; one suspect reveals that he passed the tenth grade twice; and an officer makes a discovery in the backwoods of Ohio.

A deputy calls in a suspects mom when a young driver is caught with pot. Next, a buddy does an award winning acting job in order to free his friend from a ticket. Lastly, a Corporal searches the woods of Maryland in camouflage to nab a motorist.

Take a look at some of the wackiest, craziest and most unbelievable Speeders excuses of all time. From goofy to bizarre vehicles and kooky policemen, the episode has it all. Plus, the award for "Wackiest Driver Ever!"

Here are some of the most intense, crazy and out of control moments from the history of the show. There are high speed car chases, intense confrontations, and high-octane, whit knuckle speeding that you can shake a stick at.

A routine traffic stop turns into an arrest of a wanted man in Las Vegas. Next, an officer pulls over a suspicious couple who are carrying a dirty mattress, and finds out their dirty little secret. And, a suspect of a DUI informs the officer he needs to fart.

A motorist seems confused, but insists that he's 199% sure he "thinks' he was "most likely" wasn't speeding. Then, a driver in Massachusetts gets confused on the alphabet. Lastly, a Corporal discovers a motorist wearing only pajamas, has an obscene object hanging from his rear view mirror.

A drunken California motorist pleads guilty of smoking marijuana; Then, an officer has to remind a driver to zip up his pants. And, a pair of St. Patrick's Day partiers wonder if they can dance their way out of a citation.

California officers in a hot pursuit discover a smoking gun. Plus, a driver being arrested in Laguna Beach decides he won't go down without a fight. And, a couple of golfers tee off on officers in Illinois.

A drunken driver has an embarrassing accident in front of a police officer; a driver pretends he's having trouble understanding the officer due to a language barrier; and pair of sisters flirt with a cop.

An arrest is made following a car chase through Laguna Beach, Cal., some naughty bachelorettes act up during a traffic stop; and a mother and daughter believe they can charm their way out of a ticket.

A woman tries to escape from the police on foot. Next, a DUI suspect is given the test...and can't even count to thirty. And, a lousy driver from California blames her troubles on her sunroof.