Season 3 |
| 1 :03x01 - Stay in School Kids (May/29/2008) | | One half of the rock group, Antagen, is pulled over by an officer in Orange County. Then, an officer in Las Vegas stops a speeder who just happens to have been named Playboy Playmate of the Year in 1992. Plus, a rocket scientist is pulled over while on a hot date, and a fast food worker with a number of violations. | |
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| 2 :03x02 - Go Blue! (May/29/2008) | | A woman named Shabz gives the guys some dubious advice from Los Angeles. Then, some Michigan fans are pulled over by an officer for an illegal turn. All this, plus a mad biker takes the cops on a run, and an update on last season's most memorable speeders. | |
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| 3 :03x03 - The Shaggin' Wagon (Jun/05/2008) | | An female accountant with a load of attitude is pulled over by the police. Next, an officer halts a driver who is wearing sunglasses while driving at night. Lastly, the infamous "shaggin' wagon" is stopped for speeding in Laguna Beach. | |
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| 4 :03x04 - Repeat Offenders (Jun/05/2008) | | When two club girls are stopped for speeding in New Jersey, they start "shakin' their thangs" in the middle of the street. Then in Laguna, a college student seems inebriated when his math skills seem a bit off. Lastly, a trip to Maryland finds someone who meets their favorite cop and a driver is caught speeding to a casino. | |
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| 5 :03x05 - Brut (Jun/12/2008) | | An officer is suspicious when a speeder is pulled over wreaking of cologne. Then, a speeder in Long Beach is outrunning a repo man after his SUV. Also, a jazz musician is caught pushing the pedal to the metal, and an update on one of last season's most memorable lead foots. | |
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| 6 :03x06 - Cali TV (Jun/12/2008) | | Four girls who are obsessed with reality TV are pulled over. Next, a Virginia man who loves eating donuts and ding-dongs and a New Jersey math teacher just can't seem to get his equations straight. Plus, a look back at a memorable speeder from last season. | |
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| 7 :03x07 - Get Off My Car (Jun/19/2008) | | An officer pry's a gang of horny men off the hood of a car filled with lovely ladies in Hollywood. In Portsmouth, New Hampshire, Officer Rochelle Jones shows us how far candy takes her. Next, a couple who are on their way home from their daughter's 21st birthday celebration are pulled over, with a bunch of tales to tell. Plus, an update on a favorite story from last season. | |
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| 8 :03x08 - Behind the Speeder (Jun/19/2008) | | A Hollywood driver treats everyone to some wicked air guitar. Plus, a Chevy Pride Girl in Chicago who has an embarrassing driving record. And, in Redondo Beach, a teenager fresh from traffic school proves he has yet to learn a lesson. Lastly, a stop in IL with a police officer they call “Superman” and a harried Grandma in MA you wouldn't want babysitting your kids. | |
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| 9 :03x09 - Be Very Quiet... (Jun/26/2008) | | Clips include a perfect record being smudged by a speeding incident in Laguna Beach. An Elmer Fudd styled citizen in Maryland has been caught and released by the highway patrol. Next, meet one of the cutest speeders ever seen, a kid named Nathan. Also, an officer pulls over a car filled with party goers who are headed for their friend's 21st birthday celebration at a gay club. | |
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| 10 :03x10 - My Mom's So Crazy (Jun/26/2008) | | Clips include a crowd letting a Michigan football fan know that he is going down a one way street wrong. An Orange County couple prove that it is important to communicate with your spouse. Plus don’t miss Florida’s rappin' toddler and a Chicago woman who just can't seem to get enough paper towels. | |
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| 11 :03x11 - Hail to Bus Driver! (Jul/03/2008) | | Clips include a hot wings lover gives advice to the workers at Hooters. Then, a speeding mom is confused after being stopped by the cops. Next, a Markham Illinois, busdriver is spotted doing something unbelievable. Lastly, two dog groomers give a policeman a shaggy story. | |
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| 12 :03x12 - Alta Dena Speeder in a Beemer (Jul/03/2008) | | Clips include a driver accepting unbelievable legal advice from his passenger. Next, an LA officer pulls over a car who's rims are more expensive than the vehicle the are attached to. Then, a drunkard in NJ plays chicken against a moving train. Lastly, a dad is caught speeding home for his daughter's 16th birthday. | |
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| 13 :03x13 - Lawyer Jokes (Jul/10/2008) | | An Altadena, CA officer pulls over a pair of lawyers. Next, a female driver falls for a sexy officer who stopped her in Massachusetts. In California, an officer pulls over a headhunter, plus an update on one of last season's most memorable drivers. | |
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| 14 :03x14 - Dramatic Recreations (Jul/17/2008) | | A mother is New Jersey reenacts her dramatic pullover. Next, an officer in Ann Arbor stops a math major who has a proper formula for escaping tickets. Then, a Massachusetts policeman stops a taxi driver, and a dishonest driver in Rialto, CA has his car impounded. | |
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| 15 :03x15 - Hallelujah! (Jul/24/2008) | | Clips include a woman in Chicago who is not paying attention to her driving while listening to an evangelist on tape. Then, an officer in Las Vegas stops a drag racer who is driving a junked car. Plus, a Texas driver who is filled with excuses. | |
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| 16 :03x16 - Flippin' Out (Sep/04/2008) | | A driver who enjoys flipping his car over several times is stopped by an officer. Then, an Oak Lawn, IL policeman pulls over a dirty car which is owned by a car wash worker. Plus, a trucker is pulled over on his birthday, and a car contains a group of outrageous spring breakers. | |
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| 17 :03x17 - Skull and Bones (Sep/04/2008) | | Clips include a Concord, N.C. bingo fanatic who has a load of back payments for driving tickets. Then, a jittery caffeine addict in Laguna Beach is stopped while on a race for some more coffee. Plus, a driver with a skull fetish is pulled over and two rail thin dancers reveal their diet secret – Burritos! | |
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| 18 :03x18 - Late Delivery (Sep/11/2008) | | Clips include a Redondo Beach EMT driver who is caught driving his station wagon like it was an ambulance. Next in Texas, a pizza deliveryman is caught by an officer speeding. Plus, a man is caught speeding while carrying his ex-wife's possessions, and an unrepentant Real Estate Agent speeds through Florida's "Alligator Alley." | |
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| 19 :03x19 - Rebel Without a Helmet (Sep/11/2008) | | An officer in Maryland catches a speeder on a scooter who is not wearing a helmet. Then in Georgia, a proud father explains to officers that he is rushing home to be with his family. Next, a speeder in Arizona seems a bit jittery, which seems to be caused by illegal stimulants. Lastly, an update on one of last season's most memorable drivers. | |
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| 20 :03x20 - The Popo Show (Sep/18/2008) | | An Orange County officer pulls over a chopper with an extremely loud muffler. Then in Glendale, an officer pulls over Popo the clown, which leads to an impromptu magic show. Finally in Panama City Beach, a policeman catches up with a speeding cab driver. | |
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| 21 :03x21 - Wing Woman (Sep/18/2008) | | A speeder in California is stopped on his way to a bar with a wingman....make that a wingwoman. Then in Las Vegas, meet a non-famous rapper known as Holy Thief, who offers the officer some freestyle rap. Lastly, a New Yorker transplanted in Florida offers some philosophy lessons, New York style. | |
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| 22 :03x22 - Say Cheese (Sep/25/2008) | | An officer chases down a speeder who is a child photographer who seems to have worked with one too many rug rats. Next, an officer stops a bridesmaid who was rushing to console a crying bride. Lastly, a man in Hollywood is a wannabe actor who hogs the camera while reminiscing his dubious filmography. | |
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| 23 :03x23 - Designated Mower (Sep/25/2008) | | An officer stops a man in Orange County who may be the world's most reluctant father. Then, an officer in Oak Lawn forces a pair of litterbug's to clean up a mess they made in the highway. And lastly, an officer spots a kid pulling his drunk parents home in the back of a wagon which is being pulled by a lawnmower. | |
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| 24 :03x24 - Trike Trouble (Oct/02/2008) | | A toughie in Calvert County is caught speeding on a tricked out trike while trying to impress women. Then in Oxnard, an officer catches a drunken man under a DUI. A luckless lover in Georgia gives his love too much info concerning his past relationship. And, an angry candy striper gives an officer a piece of her mind. | |
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| 25 :03x25 - America's Next Top Tot (Oct/02/2008) | | An officer gets a blast from the past as he pulls a vintage VW bus aside. Then, a California officer pulls over a stage mother and her darling daughter, also known as America's Next Tot Model. Lastly, an officer in Florida pulls over a student on Spring Break who regales stories from past Spring Breaks. | |
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| 26 :03x26 - No Defense (Oct/09/2008) | | A weeping speeder gets some "Dr. Phil" advice from an officer. Then, a girl from Jersey has words with her "Guido" ex-boyfriend. Finally, a speeding pentagon worker has no defense for his mistake. | |
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| 27 :03x27 - Grand Prix Grandpa (Oct/08/2008) | | An officer pulls over a kindly ol' grandfather who was caught racing down the highway at 100 mph on his motorbike. Then, an officer stops a wannabe singer who can't carry a tune. Finally, an officer catches 2 stumbling jay walkers who are apparently drunk. | |
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| 28 :03x28 - Cinderella Speeder (Oct/16/2008) | | An officer stops a prom-bound Cinderella who was speeding in her pumpkin. Then, a deputy makes a stop of a couple who have a skunk as a pet. Finally, a deputy stops a car which seems to have a shockingly similar looking driver. | |
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| 29 :03x29 - Hooters Howlers (Oct/23/2008) | | A pair of curvy women try to wiggle their way out of receiving a ticket. Then, a college student who failed to stop at a stop sign considers fleeing on foot to avoid a citation. Finally, an officer may have met his dream woman when he stops a woman who not only is a professional chef, but works at a golf club too. | |
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| 30 :03x30 - Kumbaya (Oct/30/2008) | | An officer causes a Beverly Hills high roller to become angered after coming between shea and her shopping. Next, a hippie mom sings Kumbaya to a cop as a means of getting out of a ticket, in which the policeman doesn't join in her concert. Lastly, an officer stops a speeder who is upset after having just dropped her phone in a toilet. | |
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| 31 :03x31 - Legend of the Hammer (Nov/06/2008) | | An officer known as "The Hammer" has a reputation which proceeds him and is known by the speeder he stops. Next, a pair of Bears fans know they are in trouble after being stopped by an officer in Packer's Country. Finally, a spoiled teen is worried that her parents will refuse to pay her tickets and credit card bill after being stopped by an officer. | |
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| 32 :03x32 - GPS Breakup (Nov/13/2008) | | A man is pulled over by an officer who is in the middle of a heated argument...with his GPS. Next, a single mom and her apparently single 11 year old son are looking for dates. Finally, an officer pulls over an optometry student who didn't notice the speed limit sign. | |
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| 33 :03x33 - The Call of Nature (Nov/20/2008) | | A corporal gladly escorts a driver into the countryside so he can relieve himself in private. Then, an officer won't accept the suspects gold teeth as a means of getting out of a ticket. Lastly, an officer pulls over a man with 14 DUI's, which is a record in his eyes. | |
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| 34 :03x34 - Speeders For Sale (Dec/04/2008) | | An officer stops a pair of old men who claim to be waiting for their girlfriends...at a strip bar. Then an officer seems to not be buying a drivers story regarding his broken down van. Finally, an officer pulls over a sleepy man who has had a bit too much loving tonight. | |
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| 35 :03x35 - Fast Pitch, Fast Caras (Dec/11/2008) | | A deputy pulls over an offender who has been arrested 12 times already during spring break. Then, an officer discovers the secret ingredient a fast food worker uses when he makes tacos...spit. Lastly, an officer brings a high school pitcher to a local ballpark to see if he can really throw as fast as his car was clocked at. | |
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| 36 :03x36 - That's a Paddlin'! (Dec/31/2008) | | An officer makes a stop of a car which has been pimped-out with junk found at a hardware store. Then, a car is pulled over in which the driver is a meat cutter who has no license. Lastly, an officer receives tips on playing paddle ball from an expert. | |
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| 37 :03x37 - Mama Mia! (Dec/31/2008) | | A group of Italian tourists are pulled over while looking for some sexy American ladies. Then, an officer pulls over a hungry bong designer who is driving a bucket of bolts. Lastly, a psychiatrist and his wife try to get out of their ticket using mind games. | |
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| 38 :03x38 - Big Bad Biker (Jan/08/2009) | | An officer stop a tough biker, who's ride belongs to his wife. Next, a couple of teens are pulled over and are given the pop Barry Manilow quiz, which they fail. Lastly, a deputy pulls over a speeding Russian who claims to be a speed racer in his native country. | |
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| 39 :03x39 - Wrong Way Wedding (Jan/15/2009) | | An on-the-go wedding planner is confused by a one-way street. A speeder has a collection of air fresheners is pulled over. Lastly, four female surfers are stopped by an officer. | |
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| 40 :03x40 - Of Beads and Bods (Jan/22/2009) | | A deputy stops a b-boy wannabe who will be spending spring break by handing out beads. Then, a stopped motorist reveals that he cheats on his wife and is unrepentant. Finally, a pair of lifeguards show off their bodies. | |
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| 41 :03x41 - Damsel in Distress (Jan/29/2009) | | Officer Olson is challenged to an arm wrestling match against a bodybuilder over a speeding ticket. Then Officer Duran helps a woman change her flattened tire. Later, Officer Hill a gym rat tries to get over a ticket by using her toned, bronzed body. | |
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| 42 :03x42 - El Ceej (Feb/05/2009) | | Corporal Moschetto stops a self-proclaimed "Ceej, who wants to share his list of pickup lines. Next, Officer Corbett pulls over a van in which the driver is cooking up fresh duck soup in the back. Lastly, officer Chudy stops a pair of entrepreneurs who hopes to make it big by starting an internet dating service called milfmatch.com. | |
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| 43 :03x43 - Fantasy Ticket (Feb/05/2009) | | Officer Olson spots a teacher who is hanging her foot outside while driving. Plus, a motorist in North Carolina blows her top. | |
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| 44 :03x44 - Singing Telegram (Feb/12/2009) | | An officer pulls over a very hairy and eccentric male stripper, "Bunny." Then, officers pull over a cherry road roadster who's horn is extremely loud. Lastly, Officer Williams gives "Officer Therapy" to one irresponsible driver. | |
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| 45 :03x45 - Used Cars, New Tickets (Feb/12/2009) | | Officer Williams finds a speeder who is all too eager to admit his guilt. Then, a college student is stopped as he speeds to class. And, Officer Olson stops a smooth talking car salesman. | |
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| 46 :03x46 - Lots of Laffs (Feb/19/2009) | | In Orange County, we meet Lola, the funniest senior citizen/stand up comedian. Then, and officer pulls over a chef who was speeding to get to his date of romance with fine foods. Lastly, an officer pulls over a man who believes he can save himself money by speeding between gas stations, while searching for the cheapest price. | |
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| 47 :03x47 - Second Hand Speeder (Feb/19/2009) | | An officer pulls over a father who's son is the definition of hyperactive. Next, a car salesman believes he can talk an officer into buying a lemon. Lastly, an officer stops a man with a hamburger habit who needs to rush to a bathroom. | |
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| 48 :03x48 - High Speed Bloggin' (Feb/26/2009) | | A pair of drivers wearing pajamas make for literally dressing casual. Next, a motorist pulls over a motorist who is addicted to blogging. Lastly, an officer pulls over a college girl who likes to chat about her plastic surgery. | |
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| 49 :03x49 - My Favorite Show! (Feb/26/2009) | | A guy who is a loyal Speeders viewer is stopped himself by an officer. Then, a deputy pulls over a motorist from Louisiana, who yells at his wife. Lastly, a hot looking driver explains in detail about a steamy night with her girlfriend. | |
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