The first day at Weemawee finds Lauren and Patty trying to ease their way into the popular clique. Patty is attracted to the most popular guy in school and believes he has asked her to attend the school dance with him.
Songs: The Waitresses -- I Know What Boys Like
Patty lands the lead in the school play along side of Vinnie, which confuses her when she believes he may actually like her.
Marshall becomes obsessed with playing Pac Man when the school adds the video game in the cafeteria. Fearing he is losing it, Johnny gets Father Guido Sarducci to hold an intervention.
LaDonna ropes Patty and Lauren into joining the all-girl football team, believing that she is finally beginning to accept them. But LaDonna is really interested in being the star.
A Halloween slumber party at Ms. Loomis' home seems to be a chance for Patty and Lauren to mingle with the popular girls. But instead turns out to be a fright fest, as the holiday was intended.
Marshall plans on proving that he and Lauren are made for each other when he brings a "love detector'' to school for a science experiment. But when the machine goes haywire, the social status of the school is up in arms.
Patty and Loren investigate when the search for a new school mascot comes down to Johnny and Vinny, leading to a case of sabotage against Vinny, but by who?
When a class assignment reveals that Johnny wants to be in a new wave band after he graduates high school, Marshall acts as his manager and sets up a show for him in a super market. Problem is, Johnny has no band...yet.
Muffy is throwing an exclusive new wave Bat Mitzvah which includes everyone in school except for Patty, Lauren, Marshall and Johnny Slash. but when Devo can't make the gig, Johnny's band is asked to sit in, which he accepts as long as his friends can come too.
Muffy plans a telethon for Jennifer when it's discovered that she must get a job as a waitress at a diner because her family is destitute for money.
Patty and Lauren make plans for the Christmas holidays. But when Patty's father comes to town, he makes plans of his own...sitting in a cabin on a lake, silently ice fishing with eel chunks and his daughter.
Patty is depressed and Lauren is moping when Patty is told she is going ice fishing for Christmas vacation. Meanwhile, Muffy is escorting a group of child carolers around the school as the students prepare for the school Christmas gift exchange.
Lauren convinces Patty to remove her glasses as a way to attract guys. But Patty trips over Muffy's bake sale table and breaks Lauren's leg. Although Lauren is upset with Patty, this seems to have won her sympathy among the cool kids. Meanwhile, LaDonna wants to become a DJ at the school, in which Lauren can convince Marshall to let her give it a try.
Patty and Lauren play a bunch of practical jokes in hopes of becoming popular in school. But when they paint graffiti in the hallways, it is Vinny who gets in trouble.
Patty and Muffy may be teammates for Weemawee's academic team, but they are rival's for the affection from their handsome male partner.
When the janitor becomes ill, his handsome son comes to Weemawee as a replacement, causing all the girl's in school to swoon when he is near...including Lauren and Ms. Loomis.
The kids stage a sit-in when Mr. Donovan is fired for his radical teachings and style.
A substitute teacher causes a riff in Lauren and Patty's friendship when he pays special attention towards Lauren.
Who knew that Johnny Slash had a hidden talent? He becomes a star on the school's baseball team but has a problem when he learns that half their games are at other schools.
Jennifer and LaDonna have invited Patty and Lauren to Vinnie's party. But will they still want to go when they find out they were only invited to be a lookout for Vinnie's parents?