Rom: (on the new Nog) He's a one-legged, crazy man!
Ezri: At first, it struck me as a little...peculiar, but after I thought it over, I began to think that maybe this is a good sign after all.
Quark: How can hiding in one of Julian's adolescent programs be a good sign?
Jake: It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program.
Leeta: Or that ridiculous secret agent program.
Julian: (uneasy laugh) Hey...
Rom: Or that stupid Viking program.