(McKay has his foot up on the table, rubbing it)
Maj. Sheppard: Could you please not do that here?
McKay: My foot is still numb, if you'll excuse me.
Maj. Sheppard: At least your mouth still works. |
Anthropologist: I can't even begin to tell you how fascinating this is.
Maj. Sheppard: Anthropologist fascinating or actual fascinating? |
Maj. Sheppard: I saw some sweet breakers on the south tip. There may be surfing in our future. |
Maj. Sheppard: You seem nervous.
Dr. McKay: No, I'm part of this team. I'm doing this.
Maj. Speppard: Yes, you are. I just said you were nervous.
Dr. McKay: Oh, really? I thought you said 'Rodney, you don't have to do this.' |
(While interrogating the captured Wraith)
Wraith: When I'm free, you'll be the first I feed upon.
Maj. Sheppard: Okie-dokie. I'll go make myself a sandwich. |
Lt. Ford: It looks pretty wild down there.
Sgt. Bates: A minute ago we were going surfing.
Maj. Sheppard: That was after we check for monsters and bugs and other space related things. |
Teyla: Are you certain?
Maj. Sheppard: Well, I'm not 'certain' certain, but pretty... certain. |
Lt. Ford: Its huge.
Dr. McKay: Define huge.
Maj. Sheppard: Fifteen million square miles. Give or take.
Dr. McKay: That would make it approximately the size of, ah... I have no idea, but it sounds huge. |
Maj. Sheppard: Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many G's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back of our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. What about that sandwich? |
Lt. Ford: You know we still haven't named the planet yet.
Maj. Sheppard: I'm sure the Ancients have a name for it.
Lt. Ford: How about Atlantica? Something like that.
Maj. Sheppard: I thought we agreed you were not going to name anything anymore. |
Dr. Zelenka: You enjoy military rations?
Dr. McKay: I know. It's weird. Hospital food, too. Only reason I don't like airline food is you can't get seconds... |
Dr. McKay: Hello...
Dr. Zelenka: What is it?
Dr. McKay: Well, it's a command system I've never seen before.
Dr. Zelenka: What is its function?
Dr. McKay: (mildy irritated) I don't know because... I've never seen it before. |