Lucius: Anyway I didn't even know what it was until I went to Atlantis I perused some of the mission reports about the Ancient devices you guys discovered.
Rodney: You did an awful lot of perusing while you were on the base.
Lucius: I peruse. It's a gift.

Teyla: They’re good traders and kind people.
Weir: I don’t recall there being many superheroes.
Ronon: Sounds like one of my people.

Sheppard: My childhood hero was Evel Knievel.
Teyla: Was he not evil?
Sheppard: No, that was just his name. He was a daredevil... which isn’t a kind of a devil, he just jumped motorcycles over things.
Ronon: Why?
Sheppard: Just because. Didn’t always make it, either.
Teyla: And you greatly admired this behavior?
Sheppard: No, I just... look, at least my hero is human. McKay’s is Batman!

Lucius: So go ahead. Shoot them.
Sheppard: Good idea.
Teyla: Colonel, you can't.
Sheppard: Just Kolya.
Teyla: The shooting will not stop them.
Ronon: She's right, we'll have to kill them all. I'm all right with that, by the way.

Amaris: We have no hope of defeating these soldiers.
Ronan: You will with our help.
Amaris: Then why did you not do so before?
Teyla: We were concerned for the safety of the village.
Ronan: Now we don't care.

Kolya: I have to give Colonel Sheppard credit. No opponent's ever caused me this much trouble. Unfortunately I'm going to have to kill him.
Rodney: Funny, he says the same thing about you.
Kolya: Really? I'm flattered.

Lucius: Okay, okay: what if I swung from a clock tower on a long rope right into town?
Sheppard: And?
Lucius: I dunno. That’s all I have. I could set myself on fire.
Sheppard: I like that.
Lucius: Okay. Um, I could run naked? Oh, I know, I know, I have one! What if I got on your shoulders and we have a cloak that they... it’s some religious thing... they could be afraid of giants. Okay, what if we build a tunnel, okay? We could tunnel... or a boulder, a huge boulder. I’m camouflaged, I’m protected, now the boulder protects you... or, um, a magnifying glass and some tape...
Sheppard: I have an idea, Lucius.
Lucius: ...some poison tape!