Beckett: Rodney and I are heading to the mainland to catch a fish that seems to be just like a trout. Care to join us? Sport of kings.
Sheppard: I thought horse racing was the sport of kings?
Beckett: For the boring kings, maybe.
Sheppard: Grab the other guy’s flag, huh, that’s it?
Ronon: That’s it.
Sheppard: No penalties and stuff?
Sheppard: Well, if the other guy pulls your hair or tries to bite you...
Ronon: Bite back.
Hewston: The second we realized it was emitting radiation we turned it off.
McKay: So what, you want a medal? My four year old niece could figure out to turn something off if it was emitting radiation. That does not make you smart. That just makes you a little less stupid.