Episode Quotes
Samantha: Jennifer, Rodney, I'll meet you at the gate in one hour.
Rodney: Uh, I was rather hoping you'd go by yourself and I would...
Samantha: One hour.
Dr. Jennifer Keller: Don’t move if you feel any shooting pains.
Rodney: I would never move if that was the case.
Dr. Jennifer Keller: This whole place is a tetanus shot waiting to happen.
Dr. Jennifer Keller: What if... what if that door was sealed for a reason?
Rodney: What, you think maybe there's a scary monster back there?
(dealing with two young boys)
Samantha: If you help us, we’ll get you whatever you want.
Rodney: Oh yes, good, great idea, yes.
Samantha: Thanks.
Rodney: Maybe you should show them your...
Samantha: Excuse me?
Rodney: I was once a 10-year old boy too, I know what gets their attention.
Samantha: McKay…
Rodney: What, you want to get out of here or not?
Samantha: I think we can reason with them without resorting to that, thank you.
Rodney: If you say so. (looks at Keller)
(about Zalenka)
Dr. Jennifer Keller: Well, he’s a certainly a unique guy. He’s always telling me how nice my hair smells. It’s a little weird.
Rodney: Okay, well, the grappling hook didn't work because the hook wouldn't hold our weight in the soil. The crates didn't work because Sam was too heavy. Ah, oh... we, we all would have been. I mean, our weight in general. Nothing to do with you. Uh, just, I mean... you're in very good shape. Seriously, you have like the perfect body. (Keller looks at him strangely) Oh, not that you don't. Oh, no, no. I realize that your bodies are different and, and, and, ah, ah, maybe, that, that would mean that I think that your body is imperfect. But that is not the case. No, no, no, far, far, far from it. That, that is a uh, sweet... ah. Which is to say, I mean it would be impossible for me to chose which of you...
Samantha: Rest assured, you're never gonna have to.
Dr. Jennifer Keller: Oh, if you had kept quiet I thought he would have gone on like that forever,
Rodney: You know, I'm like a real live action star kinda.
Dr. Jennifer Keller: What?
Rodney: You know, shooting guns, running around, saving people. You'd think this would be easy for me now. You'd think I'd be like super buff by now.
Dr. Jennifer Keller: Come on, Schwarzenegger. Start swinging.
Dr. Jennifer Keller: (to Rodney) You owe me a beer.