Woolsey has Ronon come in for a meeting about the fact he hasn't made any mission reports despite Woolsey's new policy on everyone making a mission report. Ronon either doesn't remember, doesn't care, or both. Woolsey gives him a voice recorder and tells him to make his reports on that if he can't provide a written report. Meanwhile, Sheppard and Rodney are racing RC cars in the corridors when they almost knock over Teyla. She's trying to get a restless Torren to sleep for the night. She leaves them to it and goes back to her quarters, and gets back as the power goes out...Read the full recap
Woolsey: May I ask why you have not filed a single mission report since I have assumed command of this base?
Ronon: ‘Cause I haven’t given you any?
Woolsey: As you know, one of the changes I made around here is to require every team member to file mission reports, as opposed to only team leaders and science officers.
Ronon: Really. I didn’t… I didn’t know that.
Woolsey: I announced it my fourth day here. At an away-team orientation meeting detailing changes to mission protocol.
Ronon: Was I there?
Woolsey: Yes. It was mandatory.
Ronon: Because I don’t remember…
Woolsey: I saw you there. It’s kind of hard to miss you.
Lorne: I thought Michael was dead.
Zelenka: As did I.
Lorne: I mean we blew up his ship, right?
Rodney: He's the one who stole our Jumper, used it to escape from his cruiser before we could destroy it. He's like a cockroach. You know, every time you step on him he just skitters away.
Sheppard: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
Rodney: It was the next thing on my list.
Sheppard: You said you were gonna fix them.
Rodney: I know, and I was getting to it, swear.
Sheppard: And you had two years.
Rodney: I've been busy.
Ronon: You can fight?
Banks: Five years of kickboxing.
Ronon: Good to know.
Rodney: What are you doing?
Sheppard: I'm flying the Jumper and crashing it into the tower.
Rodney: Crash it.
Sheppard: It's the best chance of taking out Michael's Jumper.
Rodney: Not to mention yourself.
Sheppard: I have crashed Jumpers into towers before.
Rodney: Well, it’s just… what you’re about to do…
Sheppard: Yeah, it’s not like it’s the first time. How many suicide missions have I flown?
Rodney: I don’t know, I lost count.
Sheppard: Well, there you go.
Ronon: “Mission report. Michael invaded Atlantis. Tried to blow it up. We stopped him. End of report.”