Ronon: Sometimes when I walk by his quarters at night, I hear him crying.
Rodney: What? Really?
Kolya: You can tolerate more than any man I've ever known. Now why is that?
Sheppard: Well, I was married once.
Zelenka: Oh, you’ll think of something.
Rodney: Really? What makes you so sure?
Zelenka: Well, because you’re brilliant.
Rodney: That’s true, that doesn’t mean I’m going to…. wait a minute, what did you say? Why did you say that? Are you sick? Am I sick? What have you heard?
Zelenka: No, nobody’s sick, Rodney. I said you’re brilliant, Rodney, because… you are. I rarely say it because you’re a difficult man to compliment. You’re egotistical, you’re arrogant, you’re stubborn…
Rodney: And brilliant.
Zelenka: Yes, Rodney, you’re brilliant.
Rodney: I’m not getting anywhere with that. I mean, despite the fact that I am a genius.
Zelenka: I said you were brilliant, I didn’t say you were a genius.
McKay: Aw, same diff.
Woolsey: You poached my private spot.
Dr. Vanessa Conrad: What?
Woolsey: Uh, what I meant to say is you discovered my personal little area.
Kolya: You disappoint me, John. I didn't think you'd be this easy to break. Even those two scientists you came with put up more of a fight. Before we killed them. Just another two you couldn't save.
Zelenka: Sorry, I just… I didn’t want to disturb you. You seemed deep in thought.
Rodney: I’m always deep in thought. Keep me sharp. And sleepless.
Kolya: You're an interesting man, Sheppard. You travel to another galaxy, risk your life defending a bunch of people you don't even know. You ask me, you're either someone with a death wish, or someone running away from something. So tell me, what are you running away from?