Jack: (to an Unas) So...how long you gonna keep this up? The demon bit? Don't get me wrong, it looks like a great gig. You've got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks, right?
Daniel: Teal'c! You're...alive.
Teal'c: It is so.
Jack: Way to go, Junior!
Simon: The Canon has spoken.
Jack: What are you, the village idiot?!
Jack: Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
Jack: Carter, if I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.
Teal'c: Are you contemplating attack, O'Neill?
Jack: A couple of shots with a staff, we own him.
Sam: We hope. Took Thor's Hammer to kill the last one.
Jack: Okay, a whole bunch of shots with a staff!
Jack: Simon! Listen to me! Look, we've run into this kind of thing before. Now, it's not a demon. It's...demonesque, I'll grant you, but it's just a big, ugly creature.
Daniel: Who is inhabited by a Goa'uld who gives it great strength, intelligence and the ability to regenerate.
Jack: Yes. It's a very smart, resilient creature.
Daniel: In the service of Sokar who, for all intensive purposes, is Satan to these people.
Jack: (glares) But it's not a demon.
Daniel: No, it's not a demon.
Daniel: (referring to trepanning) It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They...well, they'd drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.
Jack: Thus...saving the person?!
Daniel: Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.
Teal'c: I know of no Goa'uld capable of showing the necessary compassion or benevolence that I have read of in your Bible.
Jack: Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?
Teal'c: It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill.
Jack: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
Sam: Looks like a church.
Jack: And that would mean...?
Teal'c: That it is most likely Christians reside here, O'Neill.
Jack: Thank you, Teal'c.
Jack: Ah! Trees, trees...and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh?