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Still Standing Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Pilot

First aired: Sep/30/2002
Writer: Diane Burroughs, Joey Gutierrez
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Maurice Godin (Paul), Patricia Belcher (Miss Bodin)

Linda's new boyfriend, a psychologist, teaches Judy and Bill about honesty in a relationship. When they put the theory to the test, they realize the truth isn't always the best policy. Meanwhile, Bill gives Brian relationship advice, but Brian misinterprets the advice and decides to start smoking in order to attract more girls.



2 :01x02 - Still Reading

First aired: Oct/07/2002
Writer: Allison Adler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Sean Masterson (Terrance), Scott Adsit (Mike)

Judy hosts a book club and is shocked when Bill proves to be a great reader.



3 :01x03 - Still in School

First aired: Oct/14/2002
Writer: Diane Burroughs, Joey Gutierrez
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Randy Lowell (Ted), Christopher Halsted (Trent), Sonya Eddy (Carla), Dan Gauthier (Steve Upton), Beth Littleford (Kristy Duncan), Lex Medlin (Jerry Bergner)

Bill and Judy go to their 20th high school reunion and a blast from the past results in Bill and Judy acting like teenagers again. Meanwhile, Linda goes on a date with her ex-boyfriend.



4 :01x04 - Still Rocking

First aired: Oct/21/2002
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Evan Lee Dahl (Teen #1), Colton James (Alex), Vanessa Hudgens (Tiffany)



5 :01x05 - Still Volunteering

First aired: Oct/28/2002
Writer: Regina Stewart
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Meisha Lamb-Bell (Girl), Dakota Sky (Boy), Vicki Lee Taylor (Mrs. Harper), William Schilling (Ben), Kerri Kenney (Mary Simms)



6 :01x06 - Still Cheering

First aired: Nov/04/2002
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Joel McKinnon Miller (Frank), David Koechner (Carl), Rich Hutchman (Coach Holinger), Karina Tregub (Cameron)



7 :01x07 - Still Cheating

First aired: Nov/11/2002
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Mitch Rouse (Eric)



8 :01x08 - Still Family

First aired: Nov/18/2002
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Lex Medlin (Jerry Bergner), Micah Henson (Tommy Jensen Jr.), Dylan Wagner (Austin Jensen), Jack Ong (Man), Ashley Brown (Candy Jensen), Jerry Lambert (Big Tom Jensen), Meagen Fay (Cheryl Jensen)



9 :01x09 - Still Thankful

First aired: Nov/25/2002
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Janet Carroll (Helen Michaels), Steven Gilborn (Gene Michaels)



10 :01x10 - Still Scalping

First aired: Dec/09/2002
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg, Austin Winsberg
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: David Koechner (Carl), Richard Kind (Nathan Gerber), Linda Dangcil (Nearby Woman), Robert Markland (Audience Member), Bennet Guillory (Middle Aged Man), Francesca Catalano (Girl In Pink), Steven Shaw (Man), Don Cummings (Patient), Amy Benedict (Colleen), Carolyn Seymour (Beverly Gerber), Victor McCay (Opera Patron)



11 :01x11 - Still Spending

First aired: Dec/16/2002
Writer: Allison Adler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Patience Cleveland (Mrs. Hackman), David Koechner (Carl), Chris Elliott (Jeff Hackman)



12 :01x12 - Still Bullying

First aired: Jan/06/2003
Writer: Jayne Hamil, Carla Filisha
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Cooper Gillespie (Sales Girl), Marsha Clark (Mother)



13 :01x13 - Still Good Cop

First aired: Jan/27/2003
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman



14 :01x14 - Still Scoring

First aired: Feb/03/2003
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Dalia Vosylius (Female Player), Mark L. Young (), Greg Vaughan (Trevor), Will Burke (Jim), Chad Einbinder (Teammate #1), David Koechner (Carl)



15 :01x15 - Still Romancing

First aired: Feb/10/2003
Writer: Regina Stewart
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Ashley Tisdale (Bonnie), Steve Ryan (Security Guard), Patricia Belcher (Miss Bodin), Evan Lee Dahl (Boy), David Koechner (Carl)



16 :01x16 - Still Hairdressing

First aired: Feb/17/2003
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: David Hasselhoff (Gary Maddox), Lex Medlin (Jerry Bergner), David Koechner (Carl), Jessica Randle (Customer), Oscar Nuñez (Tim), Ashley Tisdale (Bonnie)



17 :01x17 - Still Excelling

First aired: Mar/10/2003
Writer: Allison Adler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Amy Hill (Mrs. Cutter)



18 :01x18 - Still Sisters

First aired: Mar/31/2003
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Jeffrey R. Nordling (Matt Russell), Laura Pinner (Hostess)



19 :01x19 - Still Changing

First aired: Apr/14/2003
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: David Koechner (Carl), Elizabeth Berridge (Sandy Hartwick), Wendy Braun (Dr. Sarah Cunningham), Hugh O'Gorman (Weezer)



20 :01x20 - Still Petting

First aired: Apr/28/2003
Writer: Adam Waring
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Richard Kind (Nathan Gerber), Maz Jobrani (Mr. Conway)



21 :01x21 - Still Mom

First aired: May/05/2003
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Lex Medlin (Jerry Bergner), David Koechner (Carl), Sally Struthers (Louise Miller), Peter Breitmayer (Rusty), Jason Hillhouse (Customer)



22 :01x22 - Still Partying

First aired: May/12/2003
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Mark L. Young (Kid 1), Gabriel Clifton (Kid 2)



23 :02x01 - Still Negotiating

First aired: Sep/22/2003
Writer: Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: John Patrick Amedori (Jason), Ashley Monique Clark (Kristin), Daniella Monet (Bethany)



24 :02x02 - Still Driving

First aired: Sep/29/2003
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Timothy Davis-Reed (Bonnie's Dad)



25 :02x03 - Still the Bad Parents

First aired: Oct/06/2003
Director: Gerry Cohen



26 :02x04 - Still Our Kids

First aired: Oct/13/2003
Writer: Tom Martin
Director: Gerry Cohen



27 :02x05 - Still Got It

First aired: Oct/20/2003
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: John Tracy



28 :02x06 - Still Shoplifting

First aired: Oct/27/2003
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: John Tracy
Guest star: Shelley Buckner (Amber), Joy Lauren (Jenna), Katherine Mullen Vint (Caitlin)



29 :02x07 - Still Our Little Boy

First aired: Nov/03/2003
Writer: Tim Doyle
Director: Gerry Cohen



30 :02x08 - Still Interfering

First aired: Nov/10/2003
Writer: Austin Winsberg, Adam F. Goldberg
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Aaron Hill (Chad), Ashley Tisdale (Bonnie)



31 :02x09 - Still Dreaming

First aired: Nov/17/2003
Writer: Adam Waring
Director: Randy Cordray



32 :02x10 - Still Believing

First aired: Nov/24/2003
Writer: Regina Stewart
Director: John Tracy



33 :02x11 - Still Christmas

First aired: Dec/15/2003
Writer: Jayne Hamil, Carla Filisha
Director: Gerry Cohen



34 :02x12 - Still Responsible

First aired: Jan/05/2004
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: John Tracy
Guest star: Janet Carroll (Helen Michaels)



35 :02x13 - Still Narcing

First aired: Feb/02/2004
Writer: Austin Winsberg
Director: Henry Chan



36 :02x14 - Still Bill's Dad

First aired: Feb/09/2004
Writer: Tom Martin
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: Ron Dean (Slim Callahan), Charles Robinson (Scully), Masi Oka (Ronald)



37 :02x15 - Still Flirting

First aired: Feb/16/2004
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: Lex Medlin (Jerry Bergner), John Marshall Jones (Mack), Joel Murray (Danny Fitzsimmons), Ryan McPartlin (Jeremy), Keesha Sharp (Lexi), Vangelis Stoudis (Attendant)



38 :02x16 - Still Groping

First aired: Feb/23/2004
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: John Tracy
Guest star: Dave Price (Coat Checker)



39 :02x17 - Still Parading

First aired: Mar/01/2004
Writer: Adam Waring
Director: Jeff Meyer



40 :02x18 - Still Stressing

First aired: Mar/22/2004
Writer: Michael Bornhorst
Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.



41 :02x19 - Still the Man

First aired: Apr/19/2004
Writer: Ari Eisner, Richard Gurman
Director: Henry Chan



42 :02x20 - Still Hangin' Out

First aired: May/03/2004
Writer: Regina Stewart
Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.



43 :02x21 - Still in Cahoots

First aired: May/10/2004
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Mark Cendrowski



44 :02x22 - Still Champions

First aired: May/17/2004
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: Tim Wrightman (Himself), Tim Kazurinsky (Irv), Nicole Randall Johnson (Karen Gault), Mike Tomczak (Himself), Willie Gault (Himself), Todd Merrill (Businessman), Kit Pongetti (Hostess)



45 :02x23 - Still Seceding

First aired: May/24/2004
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: John Tracy



46 :03x01 - Still Scamming

First aired: Sep/20/2004
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Gerry Cohen



47 :03x02 - Still Neighbors

First aired: Sep/27/2004
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Julia Campbell (Shelly)



48 :03x03 - Still Looking for Love

First aired: Oct/04/2004
Writer: Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs
Director: John Tracy



49 :03x04 - Still Winning

First aired: Oct/11/2004
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg
Director: John Tracy



50 :03x05 - Still Auctioning

First aired: Oct/18/2004
Writer: Lissa Kapstrom, Ellen Byron
Director: John Tracy



51 :03x06 - Still Cooking

First aired: Oct/25/2004
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Bob Koherr



52 :03x07 - Still Going First

First aired: Nov/08/2004
Writer: Regina Stewart
Director: Bob Koherr



53 :03x08 - Still Cruising

First aired: Nov/15/2004
Writer: Adam Waring
Director: John Tracy



54 :03x09 - Still Shallow

First aired: Nov/22/2004
Writer: Carla Filisha
Director: John Tracy
Guest star: Lauren Storm (Kaitlin), Courtney Chase (Brenda)



55 :03x10 - Still Lying

First aired: Nov/29/2004
Writer: Jayne Hamil
Director: Mark Cendrowski



56 :03x11 - Still Fast

First aired: Dec/13/2004
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Asaad Kelada
Guest star: Julia Campbell (Shelly)



57 :03x12 - Still Bonding

First aired: Jan/03/2005
Writer: Lissa Kapstrom, Ellen Brown
Director: Joel Murray



58 :03x13 - Still Advising

First aired: Jan/17/2005
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: John Tracy



59 :03x14 - Still Drinking

First aired: Jan/31/2005
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg
Director: Jeff McCracken



60 :03x15 - Still Single

First aired: Feb/07/2005
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tom Archdeacon (Drew)



61 :03x16 - Still Not the One

First aired: Feb/14/2005
Writer: Regina Stewart
Director: Gerry Cohen



62 :03x17 - Still Helping Out

First aired: Feb/21/2005
Writer: Carla Filisha
Director: Gerry Cohen



63 :03x18 - Still Admiring

First aired: Mar/07/2005
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg
Director: Mark Cendrowski



64 :03x19 - Still the Boss

First aired: Mar/21/2005
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: Ben Savage (Seth Cosella)



65 :03x20 - Still Holding

First aired: Apr/18/2005
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg, Tom Huang
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: Tom Bosley (Dr. Bloom), Eileen Barnett (Midge), Liza Del Mundo (Receptionist), Allisyn Ashley Arm (Ella), Marypat Farrell (Wendy)



66 :03x21 - Still Mother's Day

First aired: May/02/2005
Writer: Adam Waring
Director: Gary Shimokawa



67 :03x22 - Still Getting Married

First aired: May/23/2005
Writer: Regina Stewart
Director: Mark Cendrowski



68 :03x23 - Still Exchanging

First aired: May/23/2005
Writer: Terry Mulroy
Director: Gerry Cohen



69 :04x01 - Still Losin' It

First aired: Sep/21/2005
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Gerry Cohen



70 :04x02 - Still Using

First aired: Sep/28/2005
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen



71 :04x03 - Still Selling Out

First aired: Oct/05/2005
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Gerry Cohen



72 :04x04 - Still Beauty & the Geek

First aired: Oct/12/2005
Writer: Lissa Kapstrom, Ellen Byron
Director: Gerry Cohen



73 :04x05 - Still Irresponsible

First aired: Oct/19/2005
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg
Director: Gerry Cohen



74 :04x06 - Still Aging

First aired: Nov/02/2005
Writer: Adam Waring
Director: Bob Koherr



75 :04x07 - Still Bill Vol. 1

First aired: Nov/09/2005
Writer: Ben Wexler
Director: Gerry Cohen

Bill's dad, Al, claims he is going to work on being a better father, but Bill is crushed when he realizes that Al is talking about being a better father to his future stepson.

Bill is looking forward to Al's visit after he tells him that he is going to work on being a better dad, but when Bill discovers that Al wants to be a better dad to his fiancé's son, and not him, he becomes jealous and acts out towards the boy.



76 :04x08 - Still the Fun One

First aired: Nov/23/2005
Writer: Terry Mulroy, Chris Bishop
Director: Lynn McCracken
Guest star: Diedrich Bader (Bob)

Bill and Judy finally meet a couple they both really enjoy, but then they start to compete against each other to see which of them the couple likes best.

When the Miller's meet a couple they both want to hang out with, they end up driving their new friends nuts by one-upping each other to prove who is more fun. Meanwhile, when Brian mixes up his cell phone with Linda's, he discovers some revealing pictures of her on it.



77 :04x09 - Still Avoiding Christmas

First aired: Dec/14/2005
Writer: Ellen Byron, Lissa Kapstrom
Director: Ken Whittingham

Brian and Lauren are decidedly Scrooge-like when they go to extremes to avoid spending Christmas with their family.

When Judy asks for Brian and Lauren's help to prepare for the Christmas festivities, the kids devise a plan to avoid the chores and holiday family time altogether. But when Bill, Judy and Tina leave for Judy's parent's house and Lauren and Brian begin to celebrate their craftiness in pulling a fast one on their parents, they begin to realize that their devious escape may not be so perfect after all.



78 :04x10 - Still a Team

First aired: Jan/11/2006
Writer: Adam Waring
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Kerri Kenney (Marion), Selita Ebanks (Woman)

After working to score tickets to see the Rolling Stones, Bill and Judy may have to give up on their hopes of seeing them in concert. They work every angle to secure a pair, but the Miller's soon realize that sometimes no matter how hard you try, in the words of the Stones, "you can't always get what you want."



79 :04x11 - Still Sweet

First aired: Jan/18/2006
Writer: Cheryl Holliday
Director: Joel Murray
Guest star: Sally Struthers (Bill's mom / Louise)

In an effort to bond with Lauren, Judy offers to throw a Sweet 16 party for her that they can plan together. Lauren is thrilled and Judy over-promises on the party to keep her happy. Fortunately, Louise's husband comes to the financial rescue, but unfortunately for Judy, it leaves Louise feeling entitled to plan all of the details with Lauren.



80 :04x12 - Still Decorating

First aired: Jan/25/2006
Writer: Cheryl Holliday
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: Tony Jones (Mover), Douglas Fisher (Butler), Wendy Worthington (Mrs.Velsey), Todd Stashwick (Kyle), James Patrick Stuart (Perry)

When Perry does not come home to help Linda redecorate their apartment, Linda picks up a new decorating project and perhaps a new man, much to Bill and Judy's dismay.

Frustrated that Perry is not coming home, Linda decides to help Kyle redecorate his bachelor pad with a more updated and mature look. But when Linda starts to get rid of all the toys in Kyle's place that Bill and Judy love, the two come up with a plan to get Perry back in town.

Meanwhile, Lauren and Brian wager on how long their Aunt Linda's marriage will last.



81 :04x13 - Still Flunking

First aired: Feb/01/2006
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg
Director: Joel Murray
Guest star: J. C. Crimp (Reuben), Terri Cavanaugh (Square Dance Teacher), David Wach (Arnie), Victor Rojas (Dexter), Kellie Young (Elisa), Tom Wilson (Coach Stone), Sally Struthers (Louise), Branden Weslee Kong (Gym Boy)

After hearing that Brian is failing gym class, Bill chats with his gym teacher, who happens to be an old classmate of his and the teacher agrees to give Brian a break. However, he soon changes his mind when he recalls the jokes Bill made at his expense during their high school years.

Meanwhile, with her husband out of town, Louise finds herself with plenty of free time to teach her family some new skills, including needlepoint.



82 :04x14 - Still Out of the Loop

First aired: Feb/15/2006
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Scott Praefke (Nick), Lauren Schaffel (Becca)

When Bill discovers birth control pills in Lauren's purse, he decides it is time to take over the parenting reigns from Judy and become more involved in his teenage daughter's life. However, Bill's continued snooping and mistrust drives Lauren further away from him, leaving Bill more out of the loop than ever.



83 :04x15 - Still Eighteen

First aired: Feb/22/2006
Writer: Carla Filisha
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: John Chambers (Stripper Puppeteer), Shea Parker (Ethan), P. J. Marino (Bartender), Monique Cooper (Cinnamon), Jennifer D. Johnson (Sasha), Betsy Rue (Brandy), Andy Forrest (Mr. Unger), Tim Blaney (Jess Milton), Gregory Ballora (Josh Milton)

After spending his birthday in a club with his dad, Brian realizes his parents are right and that it is time to become a man and make his own decisions. However, Bill and Judy realize that Brian might not be ready when they discover that he has quit his tutoring job and is spending most of his time at the club. Meanwhile, Linda gives one of her poems to Lauren for a homework assignment, but wants to take the credit when Lauren qualifies for a poetry contest.



84 :04x16 - Still Saying I Love You

First aired: Feb/22/2006
Writer: Gerry Cohen
Director: Ben Wexler
Guest star: Angie Hill (Paige), Ronnie Alvarez (Hakim), Todd Bosley (Neil), Lauren Storm (Kaitlin), Lauren Schaffel (Becca), Samm Levine (Douglas), Sally Struthers (Louise)

When Linda cancels last minute, Judy has no choice but to bring her mother-in-law to the Oprah show for which Judy has been waiting years to attend. Annoyed by Louise’s non-stop complaining about the cold studio, Judy leaves to get her a sweater, but is denied re-entry and misses out on a huge surprise giveaway. Meanwhile, Lauren and her pals persuade Brian and his geeky friends to spend their meteorology club surplus money on a ski trip.



85 :04x17 - Still Coaching

First aired: Mar/01/2006
Writer: Ellen Byron, Lissa Kapstrom
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: Chaise Goris (Hanna), Lyrica Woodruff (Eliza), Kylee Russell (Trudy), Courtney Taylor Burness (Emily), Wayne Wilderson (Ref), Marin Mazzie (Kathy Halverson), Kevin Nealon (Ted Halverson)

Judy begins coaching Tina's basketball team and forces Bill to attend, causing him to miss the televised NBA games he paid to see. When he learns Tina's team might make the play-offs, he comes up with a plan to make them lose so he can get back to watching the pros.



86 :04x18 - Still Bad

First aired: Mar/01/2006
Writer: Adam F. Goldberg
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: Liza Del Mundo (Tammy), T. W. Leshner (Trey), Megan McNulty (Amy Holman), Jill Remez (Denise Holman)

Judy tries for a better job with another dentist and needs the family to behave in order to impress the prospective employer, but Brian pretends to act tough in order to score with a girl---who happens to be the boss's daughter.



87 :04x19 - Still Deceitful

First aired: Mar/08/2006
Writer: Jayne Hamil
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: Stephanie Howard (Attractive Woman #2), Rachel Reenstra (Attractive Woman #1), Ron Dean (Slim), Charlie Robinson (Scully), Connie Ray (Joy), Sally Struthers (Louise), Paul Sorvino (Al)

When Judy finds out that Joy believes Al is a millionaire, she forces Bill to confront his dad about lying to his fiancé about his dire financial situation. However, Judy and Linda eventually discover that Al has been lying to Bill all along and must break the news to him.



88 :04x20 - Still Graduating

First aired: Mar/08/2006
Writer: Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Guest star: William Ragsdale (Dan Goldman), Judith Hoag (Melanie Goldman), Karen Gracey (Passerby)

When Brian graduates from high school and is ready to move out of his parent's house, Bill and Judy secretly swing into action to re-do his bedroom.

As soon as they learn that Brian is moving out of the house, Bill and Judy secretly make the move to change their lifestyle for the better by expanding their bedroom into Brian's and making a master suite. However, Brian is mistakenly under the impression that his parent's are broken up about his departure and believes that they have become swingers after overhearing a conversation.