Ratings: 7.7 million viewers
Guest Host and Musical Guest: Jessica Simpson (who does not appear in the episode)
Besides the Pilot, this is the first episode title to not begin with the word "The".
Matt: You don't like kids and dogs?
Jordan: Yeah. Or orphans. Why? Is that bad?
Harriet: I said the Bible says it's a sin. It also says judge not lest ye be judged, and that it was something for smarter people than me to decide.
Matt: "Ye" is a word you don't hear a lot.
Matt: It's one thing to be asked to respect someone else's religion, it's another to be asked to respect their taboos. In my religion it's disrespectful to God not to keep your head covered. You don't see me insisting that the cast of CSI: Miami wear yarmulkas.
Danny: That'd be an unusual creative direction for CSI: Miami.
Matt: (to Harriet) Yeah, can I ask you something? Does your ass hurt from straddling the fence like that all the time?
Matlock, shut up.
Matlock was a lawyer and the title character of the 1980s series Matlock
Deputy Boone: Yeah, we got legal brothels. Cherry Patch Ranch, Mabel's Ranch ...
The police officer is making reference to two legal brothels in Nevada -- The Chicken Ranch and Sheri's Ranch.