Ratings: 7.7 million viewers
Guest Host and Musical Guest: Jessica Simpson (who does not appear in the episode)
Danny: You're the one that started all this!
Harriet: I know!
Jordan: (on her cellphone) Hello?
Jordan: Danny who?
Danny: Danny Tripp.
Jordan: I know, I was being dry. Why don't people ever get that?
Danny: Well, for one thing --
Jordan: And then I was being rhetorical.
Danny: We're in the middle of an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Matt: You're coming back here right because people are asking me questions about what to do as if I knew.
Harriet: God Matthew, Are you crazy about me or just ... crazy?
Matt: I don't know.
We're in the middle of an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Walker, Texas Ranger
is a 1990s action series starring Chuck Norris as a crime-fighting Texas Ranger.
Jordan: I'm sure you're right, but just for a second opinion let's ask Anita Bryant.
Anita Bryant, an American singer, campaigned against an ordinance that prohibited sexual orientation discrimination in Florida in 1977.