Season 3

45 :03x01 - No Me Gusta, Mami

After Alex disappears, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa and he introduces her to his new dog. When Sheila Shay discovers that there's a dog on the loose in Chatswin, she dedicates herself to tracking this canine fiend and it's up to Tessa and George to protect him. Meanwhile, Dalia shuns Dallas after her break-up with Daddy Altman.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Natasha Leggero as Nora | Megan Blake Stevenson as Leslie | Melanie Hutsell as Nina Nergen | Bunnie Rivera as Carmen |
Co-Guest Stars: Phil Abrams as Lansky #1 | Bob Glouberman as Lansky #2 | Gary Rubenstein as Schulman
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Emily Kapnek
Songs: Lorde -- Royals, Migos -- Versace

46 :03x02 - Victor Ha

When empty nest syndrome hits the Shay household, Sheila and Fred take in a foster kid named Victor who they believe to be a mini-Ryan. Jealous of the new Ryan, Lisa decides to make his life difficult and reveal him as a con. Meanwhile, Tessa puts the breaks on George's friendship with Dalia.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Maestro Harrell as Malik | Jackie Collins as Herself | Ely Henry as Reggie | Todd Sherry as Tom |
Co-Guest Stars: Bryson Barretto as Victor Ha | Brittany Marie Batchelder as Tessandra | Demoze Talbot as Foster Kid
Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: Andrew Guest

47 :03x03 - Open Door Policy

Tessa becomes concerned when George lets himself go after his break-up with Dallas and she calls on George's dad to help him move on. His father's advice and blatant attempts rub George the wrong way. Meanwhile, Tessa discovers that Ryan is coming home to visit and that he's bringing home his new girlfriend.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Geoff Pierson as Emmett Altman | Natasha Leggero as Nora | Lindsey Shaw as June |
Co-Guest Stars: Rene Ashton as Phyllis | Bryson Barretto as Victor Ha | Andrea Bogart as Holly | Corie Vickers as Woman
Director: Ken Whittingham

48 :03x04 - The Birds and the Biederman

When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George's interests. Tessa notices that Lisa is spending a lot of time with Ryan's girlfriend, June, and Fred is worried that Sheila is distancing herself.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Natasha Leggero as Nora | Lindsey Shaw as June |
Co-Guest Stars: Bruno Alexander as Deli Man | Bryson Barretto as Victor | Fernando Rivera as Cashier | Gary Rubenstein as Schulman
Director: Claire Scanlon
Songs: Noah Gundersen -- First Defeat, NONONO -- Pumpin Blood

49 :03x05 - Blame it on the Rainstick

George is shocked when he meets up with Noah after his release from a court mandated anger management program and tests his friends new calm demeanor. Tessa meets a new age band at the park as she ditches "senior tanning", however appearances are deceiving.
Special Guest Stars: Alan Tudyk as Noah Werner |
Guest Stars: Mae Whitman as Caris |
Co-Guest Stars: Cody Chappel as Bahammy | Shane Kaufman as Nimmy | Ryan Kolbe as Luke | August Maturo as Older Kid | Siri Miller as Girl | J.R. Nutt as Nonny | Edward Padilla as Javier | Zabeth Russell as Greta | Chantelle Tibbs as Tikey | Julie Wittner as Onlooker | Lydia Woods as Moop
Director: Adam Davidson
Songs: Passion Pit -- Moth's Wings, Simon & Garfunkel -- Old Friends

50 :03x06 - About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing

George and Tessa make a pact not to get sucked into Chatwin's allure, but George cannot help himself while Tessa goes in the opposite direction.
Guest Stars: Maestro Harrell as Malik | Ryan Carnes as Bart | Samantha Futerman as Katie | Sam Lerner as Evan |
Co-Guest Stars: Cooper Barnes as Male Customer | Brittany Marie Batchelder as Susan | Kaylee Bryant as Girl #2 | Alan Heitz as Man | Laura Liquori as Female Customer | Lila Lucchetti as Waitress | Javin Reid as Vikram | Anna Claire Sneed as Girl #1
Director: Rodman Flender

51 :03x07 - I’m Just Not That Into Me

When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Lee Garlington as Dorothy | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Brian Huskey as Podiatrist | Andrew J. West as Mark |
Co-Guest Stars: Kelsey Darragh as Meredith | Chase Fein as Waiter | Guerrin Gardner as Beverly
Director: Claire Scanlon
Writer: Andrew Guest

52 :03x08 - Catch and Release

When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn't sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa's proposal doesn't go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Maestro Harrell as Malik | Natasha Leggero as Nora | Paula Newsome as Tracy | Lindsey Shaw as June | Ely Henry as Reggie | Brent Jennings as Chester | Sam Lerner as Evan |
Co-Guest Stars: Lilan Bowden as Monique | Carla Jeffery as Shira | Maxine Weldon as Ruth | Greg Worswick as Geoff
Songs: Bruno Mars -- Count On Me, The Pointer Sisters -- Jump (For My Love)

53 :03x09 - The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth

When Dallas's mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas confronts her rivalry with her sister and her feelings toward her mother. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper that results in a stalker for Fred.

Source: ABC
Special Guest Stars: Alan Tudyk as Noah Werner |
Guest Stars: Julia Duffy as Emmaline | Jenn Lyon as Georgia | Brett Rice as Hubba | Amanda Schull as Linda | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Deborah Baker Jr. as Sunset-Laemmle | Bryson Barretto as Victor Ha | Alexandria Deberry as Savannah | Chad Gall as EMT | Dawn Michaels as Rochelle | Elizabeth Sandy as Tiffany
Songs: Meredith Brooks -- Bitch

54 :03x10 - No, You Can’t Sit with Us

When Tessa takes a young social outcast under her wing, she decides to mentor her protegee for the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement to Chatswin society. The pageant rivalry between Tessa and Dalia comes to a head and Tessa finds herself stooping to Dalia's level to win. Meanwhile, George, Noah, Fred and Victor go on a boy's weekend camping trip where Fred accidentally loses Victor in the wilderness.

Source: ABC
Special Guest Stars: Alan Tudyk as Noah Werner |
Guest Stars: Melanie Hutsell as Nina Nergen |
Co-Guest Stars: Bryson Barretto as Victor Ha | Caitlin Carmichael as Girl #1 | Emily Alyn Lind as Nadia Nergen | Hollie Lee Meyer as Pageant Mom | Edie Mothersbaugh as Alana
Director: Silver Tree
Songs: Selena Gomez -- Love You Like a Love Song

55 :03x11 - Dalia Nicole Smith

When Dalia fails to get into the only college she applied to, Dallas is on a mission to help her find her calling, however, Dalia takes it upon herself to find a sugar daddy. Meanwhile, George forces Tessa to double date with him and a hot mom and her son that they met during her college tour.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Patrick de Ledebur as Kenny | Christine Moore as Karen | Tig Notaro as Rebecca | Abbie Cobb as Kimantha | Bunnie Rivera as Carmen |
Co-Guest Stars: Jack Donner as Harold | Creagen Dow as Manager | Bil Dwyer as Father | Cutter Garcia as Gary (as Cutter Garcia) | Mara Klein as Hostess | Javin Reid as Vikram
Director: Tricia Brock

56 :03x12 - Les Lucioles

When Tessa takes over planning Lisa and Malik's wedding, she struggles with the limited budget and loses sight of the romance. Meanwhile, June confronts Tessa and warns her to stay away from Ryan, Malik's family decides to boycott the wedding and he enlists George's help to walk him down the aisle, and Sheila offers Lisa some pearls of wisdom.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Maestro Harrell as Malik | Tim Meadows as Edmond | Paula Newsome as Tracy | Natalija Nogulich as Marcheeza | Lindsey Shaw as June | Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Brent Jennings as Chester |
Co-Guest Stars: Bryson Barretto as Victor Ha | Lauriane Gill as French Teacher | Gary Rubenstein as Schulman | Hartley Sawyer as Janitor | Maxine Weldon as Ruth | Keith L. Williams as Miles
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Emily Kapnek
Songs: Kat Edmonson -- Lucky, Rich Homie Quan -- Type of Way

57 :03x13 - Stiiiiiiill Horny

When Tessa joins a knitting circle, George is a little surprised by the age gap between Tessa and her new friends. Still reeling from his one-night stand, George decides to put pen to paper and writes a song dedicated to his muse. Meanwhile, newlyweds Malik and Lisa can't seem to get along.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Maestro Harrell as Malik | Lindsey Shaw as June | Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Kay D'Arcy as Kay | Judith Drake as Gertrude | Gloria LeRoy as Esther | Norma Michaels as Harriet |
Co-Guest Stars: Bryson Barretto as Victor Ha | Josiah Blount as Arthur | John Jenkinson as Bartender
Writer: Andrew Guest
Songs: Violent Femmes -- Add It Up, A Great Big World -- Say Something
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Canceled/Ended
Network: ABC ( USA)
Airs: Wednesdays at 08:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: September 28, 2011
Ended: May 14, 2014
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