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Season 2

23 :02x01 - Homecoming

Oct/17/2012
Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Miriam Flynn as Helen | Evan Arnold as Chef Alan | Joshua Erenberg as A.J. | Sam Lerner as Evan |
Co-Guest Stars: Mark Sande as Train Conductor | Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Sarah Kapp as Nora | Chase Fein as Waiter | Patrick Cox as Security Guard
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Emily Kapnek

24 :02x02 - The Witch of East Chatswin

Oct/24/2012
When Tessa convinces Dalia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Rachel Dratch as Paula | Abbie Cobb as Kimantha | Evan Arnold as Chef Alan | Natalija Nogulich as Marcheeza | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Billy Marquart as Bartender | Tiffany Martin (1) as Young Paula | Frances Mary McKittrick as Young Sheila | Kara Pacitto as Kenzie | Katelyn Pacitto as Kaitlyn
Songs: Aqua -- Barbie Girl

25 :02x03 - Ryan's Song

Oct/31/2012
When Lisa helps Ryan pursue Tessa, her generosity has him thinking he must be dying of "Ryan disease". George and Dallas' first date don't go well. Tessa helps out by babysitting,when Noah and Carmen go to the opera
Guest Stars: Lennie Loftin (1) as Electrical Strangler | H. Jon Benjamin as Tabitha | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Ryan Churchill as Drew | Janet Song as Technician #2
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Andrew Guest
Songs: Warrant -- Cherry Pie, Milo Greene -- Cutty Love

26 :02x04 - Foam Finger

Nov/07/2012
The KKK (Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn) are lost without their leader, when Dalia decides that her dad's fiance is her new best friend and they turn to Tessa and Lisa. Dalia turns to Evan for support,as she struggles with her emotions over her dad's elopement. Tessa had to help her regain her confidence and friends. Meanwhile, George and Dallas get intimate, but it's not really what George imagined.
Guest Stars: Samantha Quan as Candi | Dyana Liu as Wan'Er | Sam Lerner as Evan | Joshua Erenberg as A.J. | Abbie Cobb as Kimantha | Adam Godley as Mr. Jacobs |
Co-Guest Stars: Makinna Ridgway as Instructor | Dana Powell as Rhonda | Clint J. Palmer as Lucien (as Clint Palmer) | Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Edward Padilla as Javier | Katelyn Pacitto as Kaitlyn | Kara Pacitto as Kenzie
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Songs: David Guetta & Akon -- Sexy Chick (feat. Akon)

27 :02x05 - The Wishbone

Nov/14/2012
Tessa spend thanksgiving with her grandmother and mom. George is in Charge of the Thanksgiving Dinner, after Dallas fired Chef Alan.
Special Guest Stars: Malin Akerman as Alex |
Guest Stars: Miriam Flynn as Helen | Evan Arnold as Chef Alan | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Parker Young as Ryan Shay
Director: Uta Briesewitz
Songs: Deee-Lite -- Groove Is In The Heart, Alexi Murdoch -- Orange Sky

28 :02x06 - Friendship Fish

Nov/28/2012
George feeling right at home in the surbubs, after Dallas gives him a makeover. Lisa spend every time with Tessa which ends badly.
Guest Stars: Brandon Keener as Theo | Eugene Byrd as Cyrus | Miriam Flynn as Helen | Maestro Harrell as Malik |
Co-Guest Stars: Cletus Young as Charlie | David L. King as Official | Reedy Gibbs as Nurse | Cindy Drummond as Female Official
Director: Phil Traill
Writer: Drew Hancock
Songs: Lionel Richie -- Hello

29 :02x07 - Krampus

Dec/05/2012
George send, as a gift, Tessa to New York for seeing her mom, but Tessa discovers that she misses Chatswin and George. Ryan Shay finds out he's adopted which ends in a chaos.
Special Guest Stars: Malin Akerman as Alex |
Guest Stars: Derek Waters as Jarrison | Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Dyana Liu as Wan'Er | Abbie Cobb as Kimantha | Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner | Paula Newsome as Tracy | Tim Meadows as Edmond | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Maxine Weldon as Grandmother | Al Carabello as Waiter | Tiffany Boone as Alice
Writer: Emily Kapnek
Songs: Damien Rice -- Delicate, Phillip Phillips -- Home

30 :02x08 - Black Thai

Jan/09/2013
As a reward for their PSAT test results, Dalia gets a car and Tessa ice cream. Tessa tried everything to find out Dalia's result. Mr. Wolfe is the new tutor of Noah's and Jill's baby after Chatswin's best day care have rejected it.
Guest Stars: Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner | Paula Newsome as Tracy | Tim Meadows as Edmond | Steve Little as Danny G | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Parker Young as Ryan Shay
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Songs: Drake -- The Motto feat. Lil Wayne

31 :02x09 - Junior Secretary's Day

Jan/16/2013
After Tessa's wisdom teeth were removed, they behave rather strangely. Fred Shay quartered themselves in George's basement after his career has suffered a setback. Dalia's relationship with George receives a damper.

Guest Stars: Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Adam Kulbersh as Mr. Simpkin | Sam Lerner as Evan |
Co-Guest Stars: Zabeth Russell as Greta | Marypat Farrell as Claire | Emily Happe as Nelly
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Writer: Matt Ward

32 :02x10 - Chinese Chicken

Jan/23/2013
George starts to feel stifled when Dallas's efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Gilland Jones as Amber | Natalie Floyd as Stephanie |
Co-Guest Stars: Taylor Zakhar as Renaldo | Lilly Roberson as Joan | Lauran Irion as Girl | Sam Fuller as Derek
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Andrew Guest
Songs: Heart -- Barracuda, Dobie Gray -- Drift Away, The Strangeloves -- I Want Candy, Barenaked Ladies -- One Week

33 :02x11 - Yakult Leader

Jan/30/2013
When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Ely Henry as Reggie | Joshua Erenberg as A.J. | Thomas McDonell as Scott Strauss | Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner | Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Wilmer Valderrama as Yoni |
Co-Guest Stars: Matt Kelly (1) as Tate
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Matt Ward

34 :02x12 - Body Talk

Feb/06/2013
When Dallas learns part of her property is in East Chatswin, the country club kicks her out and Dalia must switch schools; Tessa becomes a producer on the Chatswin High TV show.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Jack Walsh as Marty Krupp | Jazz Raycole as Amber | Sharon Pierre-Louis as Daisy | Sam Lerner as Evan | Shanica Knowles as Amantha | Ely Henry as Reggie | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Sean Smith (1) as Club Manager | Justin Sintic as Security Guard #1 | Edward Padilla as Javier | Rick Gifford as Security Guard #2

35 :02x13 - Blowtox and Burlap

Feb/13/2013
Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day; Sheila's mother, Gam Gam causes friction between Fred and Sheila; and when Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, George has to enjoy an 18-course meal from renowned Chef Julio solo.

Source: ABC
Special Guest Stars: Mary Kay Place as Gam Gam (Sheila's Mother) |
Guest Stars: Michael Voltaggio as Chef Julio | Sam Lerner as Evan | Grey Henson as Alec | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Lucas Adams as Cody | Nate Clark as Fiance

36 :02x14 - T-Ball & Sympathy

Feb/20/2013
Tessa starts dispensing relationship advice, even to people who don't ask for it; George and Dallas coach a T-ball team.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: J. P. Manoux as Chef Norman | Evan Arnold as Chef Alan | Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner | Maestro Harrell as Malik |
Co-Guest Stars: Julian Stone as Yves Clyde | Alison Sieke as Receptionist | Lora Plattner as Naomi | Wyatt Oleff as Kevuel | Brooke Newton as Justine | Gary Kraus as Umpire | Paul Goetz as Student | Destiny Fernandez as Nicole | Abby Donnelly as Jenni
Director: Phil Traill
Songs: Run DMC -- It's tricky

37 :02x15 - Leaving Chatswin

Feb/27/2013
When Marty passes away, George is deeply affected and Noah and George have to figure out what to do with his ashes. Meanwhile, Tessa learns that Ryan hasn't been honest with her, and she has to examine the future of their relationship, as well as her plans for college.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Jack Walsh as Marty Krupp | Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Sam Lerner as Evan | Vernee Watson-Johnson as Fatima (as Vernee Watson) | Derek Waters as Jarrison | Courtney Merritt as Jenna Werner | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Rane Jameson as Bastian | Edward Padilla as Javier | Janis Peebles as Colette
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Writer: Drew Hancock
Songs: Hal David & John Cacavas -- Can't Get You Out of My Mind, Judy Collins -- Send In the Clowns, Moon Taxi -- Young Journey

38 :02x16 - How to Be a Baby

Mar/06/2013
Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with Chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Evan Arnold as Chef Alan | Todd Louiso as Bob | Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner |
Co-Guest Stars: Julian Stone as Yves Clyde

39 :02x17 - Eat, Pray, Eat

Mar/20/2013
George forgets a birthday gift given to him by Dallas, who's so worried that she doesn't measure up to Tessa's mom that she goes on an eating binge with Jill. Meanwhile, Tessa feels like she's getting old; and Noah learns a secret about his psychiatrist.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Samantha Quan as Candi | Sam Lerner as Evan | Todd Louiso as Bob | Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Songs: R. Kelly -- Bump 'n Grind

40 :02x18 - Brown Trembler

Mar/27/2013
After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Darlene Hunt as Connie Kushell | Patrick Carlyle as Todd | Dana Powell as Rhonda | Sean Smith (1) as Hotel Manager
Director: Phil Traill

41 :02x19 - Decemberfold

Apr/03/2013
When George agrees to participate in the "Dads of Chatswin" calendar, he becomes obsessed with his body image and alienates Dallas. Meanwhile Dalia buddies up to Tessa, and Lisa discovers her true motives.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Todd Sherry as Tom | Alex Boling as Alex | Derek Waters as Jarrison | Courtney Merritt as Jenna Werner | Seana Kofoed as Beatrice |
Co-Guest Stars: Edward Padilla as Javier | Chase Fein as Waiter | Deena Dill as Bliss | Brooke Baumer as Lucille
Director: Linda Mendoza
Writer: Andrew Guest
Songs: Kelly Clarkson -- Dark Side, Folk Implosion -- Natural One

42 :02x20 - Go, Gamblers

Apr/10/2013
When it comes time for Ryan to choose a college, Tessa endeavors to remain neutral even though Ryan begs her to decide for him. George asks Dallas to move in with him in the most unromantic way.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Dana Powell as Rhonda | Harley Graham as Girl on the Attic | Miriam Flynn as Helen | Johanna Braddy as Leslie | Carmen Electra as Herself | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Edward Padilla as Javier | Maliabeth Johnson as Cheerleader #3 | Ely Henry as Reggie | Genevieve Helm as Cheerleader #2 | Natalie Fábry as Cheerleader #1 | Brooke Baumer as Lucille
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Matt Ward
Songs: Anderson East -- Say Anything (feat. Jill Andrews), J.J. Fad -- Supersonic

43 :02x21 - Apocalypse Meow

Apr/17/2013
Dallas offers to help George tell Tessa that he's sold their house and that they're combining residences, but it doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Noah obsesses over Carmen even though she's dating his therapist.

Source: ABC
Guest Stars: Bunnie Rivera as Carmen | Ely Henry as Reggie | Todd Louiso as Bob | Gilland Jones as Amber | Natalie Floyd as Stephanie | Parker Young as Ryan Shay |
Co-Guest Stars: Lilly Roberson as Joan
Director: Ken Whittingham
Songs: Shivaree -- Goodnight Moon, The Anomalies -- Margarita

44 :02x22 - Stray Dogs

Apr/17/2013
Sheila launches a chastity campaign in Chatswin and convinces Mr. Wolfe to throw a Chastity Ball at the high school, assuming that Lisa will be crowned queen of the ball. Meanwhile George buys a house for Dallas and receives a visit from her ex-husband, and Tessa sets up residence in her bathroom stall at school.

Source: ABC
Special Guest Stars: Malin Akerman as Alex |
Guest Stars: Parker Young as Ryan Shay | Maestro Harrell as Malik | Miriam Flynn as Helen | Jay Mohr as Steven Royce | Dyana Liu as Wan'Er |
Co-Guest Stars: Edie Mothersbaugh as Girl | Abby Donnelly as Jenni | Deena Dill as Bliss | Brooke Baumer as Lucille | J. Rene Pena as Passenger
Director: Emily Kapnek
Writer: Emily Kapnek
Songs: Big Sean -- Dance (A$$), Jenny Owen Youngs -- Fuck Was I, Daughter -- Landfill, Joe Purdy -- Mary May & Bobby, Blind Pilot -- One Red Thread, Jeremy Sisto -- Pleasant Nightmare, The Chapin Sisters -- Shady River, The Chapin Sisters -- Toxic
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: ABC ( USA)
Airs: Wednesdays at 08:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: September 28, 2011
Episode Order: 22
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