The Joker: Ooh, this could be a fair fight after all... And who wants to see that?
Batman: How do I contact Superman?
Lois: He's out at sea.
Batman: Never around when you need him...
Bruce Wayne: It's ironic you know, she likes Bruce Wayne and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.
Superman: Too bad we can't mix and match.
The Joker: Somehow, Poo, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much.
Harley Quinn: You... you mean he's going to kill us?
Lex Luthor: No. She is. I abhor violence.
Harley Quinn: (about the Joker) Puddin!!
Batman: At this point he probably is.