Castiel: I need your help.
Dean: For what? God hunt? Not interested
Castiel: It's not God. It's someone else.
Castiel: It's an Archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?
Dean: All right, fine. Where is he?
Castiel: Maine. Let's go.
Dean: Whoa whoa!
Dean: Last time you zapped me some place, I didn't poop for a week! We're driving!
Lindsay: You blow into town last week, you don't talk to anybody, you're obviously educated. You're like a…
Sam: Riddle wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a taco?
Dean: I take it that's not Raphael anymore?
Castiel: Just an empty vessel.
Dean: So, is this what I'm looking at when Michael jumps my bones?
Castiel: No, not at all. Michael is far more powerful. It would be much worse for you.
Dean: We're humans. And when humans want something really, really bad... we lie!
Dean: Because... that's how you become president.
Sam: I found a town up the road showing some revelation omens.
Bobby Singer: What omens?
Sam: All right, listen to this. "And upon his rising, there shall be hail and fire mixed with blood."
Bobby Singer: Well, ain't that delightful?
Dean: Where have you been?
Dean: Oh, how was it?
Dean: Tell me something, you keep saying we're going to trap this guy. But isn't that kind of like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net?
Castiel: No, it's harder.
Dean: So, odds are you're a dead man tomorrow?
Dean: Oh. Well, last night on Earth. What, uh...? What are your plans?
Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly.
Dean: Dude, come on. Anything? Hmm? Booze, women. You have been with a woman before, right? Or an angel, at least? You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?
Dean: Let me tell you something, there are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not going to die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
Dean: Take this. If she asks for a credit card, no. Now just stick to the basics, okay, do not order off the menu. Go get her, Tiger. (Castiel hesitates) Don't make me push you.
Dean: Hey, relax.
Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.
Dean: Dude, you full-on rebelled against Heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks.
Dean: What the hell did you do?
Castiel: I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her that it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off... it was because he hated his job at the Post Office.
Dean: Oh no, man!
Dean: This whole industry runs on absent fathers. It's, it's the natural order!
Dean: Just out of curiosity, what is the average customer wait time to speak to an archangel?
Raphael: Castiel. I'm warning you, do not leave me here. I will find you.
Castiel: Maybe one day. But today you're my little bitch.
Dean: What he said.