Episode Quotes
Samuel Campbell: This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured.
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
Dean: All right, all right, quit bragging.
Dean: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Christian: What the hell?
Dean: Angel cavity search.
Christian: You lost, Dean?
Dean: Had to make a phone call. Just needed some privacy.
Christian: Huh. Samuel's locked offices. That's pretty private.
Dean: Wasn't locked.
Christian: Who you calling?
Dean: Your wife. Let her know I'm not going to make it over tonight.
Christian: What, you know, I've tried playing nice, Dean, but I think I'm done.
Dean: You telling me that you're a bigger knob than you've been letting on?
Sam: So, Samuel didn't take the bait. So I went with Plan B.
Dean: We had a Plan B?
Alpha Vampire: When your kind first huddled around the fire, I was the thing in the dark. Now you think you can hurt me?
Alpha Vampire: The thing about souls, if you've got one, of course, is they're predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?
Dean: All right, enough with the sermon, freak.
Alpha Vampire: I'm trying to answer the question. Now, when we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?
Dean: Legoland?
Dean: Since when do you give a crap about vampires?
Crowley: Since, uh... what's today, Friday? Since, let's see... mind your business.
Crowley: Best shut your gob. Employees don't question management.
Dean: We ain't your employees.
Crowley: Of course you are! Have been for some time now, thanks to Gramps. I don't keep Captain Chromedome around for his wit, do I? Samuel knows things. More than any of you, actually. Walking encyclopedia of the creepy and the crawly. And I knew, you two are so hung up on family-loyalty nonsense, he said jump, you'd get froggy.
Sam: Working with a demon, huh? You're not who I thought you were.
Samuel Campbell: You don't know anything about me, son.
Dean: So what's so important that you're the king of Hell's cabana boy, huh? What'd he offer you? Girls, money, hair?
Cultural References
Dean: Hello, Newman.
On the comedy series
Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld often greets his "nemesis," the postman Newman, by saying, "Hello, Newman."
Dean: And if you weren't Robo-Sam, you'd feel it too.
Robocop was a 1987 movie featuring a police officer turned into an emotionless cyborg programmed to enforce the law.
Dean: I'm asking the questions here, Fright Night.
Fright Night was a 1985 horror-comedy movie which features a neighbor who realizes a vampire has moved into the neighborhood, and seeks out an aging horror star for help.
Dean: If the old man's Kermit, whose hand is up his ass?
Kermit is a Muppet, a talking frog, created by
Jim Henson and featured in
The Muppet Show and several movies.
Dean: Putting Jaws in a fishbowl.
The great white shark nicknamed Jaws is the "monster" of the movie of the same name and its three sequels.
Crowley: Me Charlie, you angels.
The demon references
this 70s TV show by pretending to be Charlie and calling the brothers angels from the show.