It's high noon in Sunrise, Wyoming, on March 5, 1861. Dean Winchester, wearing a sheriff's badge, and another man step out onto the street, draw, and shoot at the stroke of noon...Read the full recap
Bobby Singer: Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a Phoenix?
Dean: River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?
Dean: We'll Star Trek 4 this bitch.
Bobby Singer: I only watch Deep Space Nine.
Dean: It's like I don't even know you guys anymore. Star Trek 4. Save the whales. (Bobby and Sam shrug)
Castiel: You only have 24 hours.
Sam: What? Why?
Castiel: Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations...
Bobby Singer: Aim lower.
Sam: Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff.
Dean: No I'm not.
Sam: You have a fetish.
Dean: Shut up. I like old movies.
Sam: You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line-for-line.
Bobby Singer: Even the monkey movies?
Sam: Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.
Dean: His name is Clyde.
Bobby Singer: You goin' to a hoedown?
Castiel: Now is it, is it customary to wear a blanket?
Dean: It's a serape. And yes, it's... never mind, let's just go.
Dean: Hey, we should try the saloon first. See what we get from the locals.
Dean: Think we'll have time to hit on the saloon girls? (Sam glares) Kidding. Come on.
Sheriff: So what can I do for your boys?
Sam: Uh we're looking for a man.
Judge Tye Mortimer: I'll bet. Nice shirt there.
Dean: What's wrong with my shirt?
Judge Tye Mortimer: You're very clean.
Dean: It's dirtier than it looks.
Elkins: What'll you have?
Dean: Well, okay, great. I'll have your top-shelf whiskey.
Elkins: Only have the one shelf.
Dean: Maybe you got to go find him and make history. I'll stay here, hook up with the posse. Because you know me. I'm the posse magnet. I mean, I love posse. Make that into a t-shirt.
Sam: You done?
Samuel Colt: All right. All right
Sam: That's.. that's it?
Samuel Colt: Well, when you've done this job as long as I have, a giant from the future with some magic brick doesn't exactly give you the vapors.
Dean: You know what this means?
Bobby Singer: Yeah, I didn't get a soulenscopy for nothing.
I only watch Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
is the third TV series in the Trek
franchise. The actor who plays Bobby, Jim Beaver
, was married to the late Cecily Adams
, who appeared in four episodes of the series as Ishka.
C'mon, Cas, I Dream of Jeannie your ass down here pronto.
I Dream of Jeannie
is a 1960s sitcom about a Jeannie and her "master," an Air Force major.
Dean: So we get stuck with Miss Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny is superspy James Bond's long-suffering co-worker and secretary to his boss, M.
Dean: And look like a spaceman?
One of several references to the Back to the Future movies. Marty's modern-day clothing is mistaken for those of a spaceman in the first movie. In the second movie, Marty receives a message left for him from someone in the past, just as Sam does here. In the third movie, Marty travels back to the 19th century Old West, wears a serape, and uses the alias "Clint Eastwood."
Even the monkey movies?
made two "monkey movies," Every Which Way but Loose
in 1976, and Any Which Way You Can in 1980. His co-star was an orangutan, Clyde.
Marshal Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
is an actor and director, known for his various cowboy roles in 1960s spaghetti Westerns as well as more modern revisionist Westerns such as Unforgiven
This here's Walker. He's a Texas Ranger.
Walker, Texas Ranger
was a long-running CBS series about a modern-day Texas Ranger, Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris
Candygram for Mongo.
Seen in the movie Blazing Saddles
(1974), when Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little
) tries to knock out the super-strong Mongo by posing as a candygram deliveryman and giving him an exploding candygram.
Well, we can't just strand those idjits in Deadwood, can we?
is a HBO series about the town of Deadwood, South Dakota, in the Old West. Jim Beaver
, the actor who plays Bobby, was a regular character on the series.
Dean: Yippee-ki-ya, mother...
John McClane says this at the conclusion of the various Die Hard movies.