Bobby Singer: Okay, Chet, let's see how you like a little fruit of the poison tree.
Chet: Isn't that just a legal expression?
Bobby Singer: You're gonna wish it was.
Bobby Singer: These things are smarter than you.
Sam: Geez, Bobby, don't sugarcoat it.
Bobby Singer: Well, if you're gonna be stupid, you might as well be smart about it.
Frank Deveraux: Guy saves your life one time, and, what, you owe him the rest of yours?
Dean: That's usually how it works, yeah.
Sam: Um, great, so what is the pattern?
Frank Deveraux: No clue, man. I can't see it.
Sam: Seems random.
Frank Deveraux: Little tip from a pro--there is no such thing as a random series of robbery murders by your evil twins.
Bobby Singer: What the hell are you doing here?
Sheriff Jody Mills: You’re all charm, Bobby.
Bobby Singer: So my therapist keeps telling me.
Sheriff Jody Mills: I, uh... I wanted to come thank you.
Bobby Singer: Thank me?
Sheriff Jody Mills: Well, yeah, seeing as they were fresh out of "thanks for saving me from liver-saving surgeon" cards at the store.
Bobby Singer: Yeah, that. Just doing my job. Which nobody pays me for.
Sheriff Jody Mills: Right.
Sam: It's temporary, Dean.
Dean: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Sam: You know that's a line from...
Dean: Swayze movie. Swayze always gets a pass!
Evil Sam: You know, I had a brother with this many issues once.
Evil Dean: Yeah?
Evil Sam: You know what I did?
Evil Dean: Hmmm?
Evil Sam: I ate him.
Evil Dean: Of course you did.
Sheriff Jody Mills: Hey, you take mayo, right, Bobby?
Dean: You got a chick over there?
Bobby Singer: What? No.
Dean: Are you even working, Richard Gere?
Bobby Singer: Shut up, you idjit.
Evil Bobby: Your favorite singer is Joanie friggin' Mitchell? Ah, Bobby. You are 10 pounds of sad in a 5-pound bag.
Bobby Singer: You a Browning fan?
Evil Bobby: Come again?
Bobby Singer: Robert Browning. Poet. You got that name rattling around up there with the rest of my thoughts and feelings?
Evil Bobby: Well, it's kind of hard to sift through all the drunken blackouts, but...
Bobby Singer: "A man's reach should exceed his grasp."
Evil Bobby: I like that. That's actually lovely. Browning? After I eat you, I'm definitely going to hit the library.
Evil Dean: I just don't get it. You could be anything. You're strong. You're uninhibited. You're smart enough, believe it or not.
Crowley: A token.
Dick Roman: You shouldn't have. I love a muffin.
Crowley: 100% organic baby uvulas. Gluten-free.
Dick Roman: So considerate.
Crowley: Straight talk. We should be friends, you and I.
Dick Roman: Why? Why in the world would we be?
Crowley: Well, I brought you here, Dick. I found the way to open the door to Purgatory.
Dick Roman: To steal every last soul, you mean. You and that angel friend of yours. Don't roofie me and call it romance.
Crowley: I think you've got me wrong.
Dick Roman: Now it's your turn to listen. I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake hands with a bottom-feeding mutation like you. You demons are ugly, lazy, gold-digging whores. You're less than humans, and they're not good for much until you dip them in garlic sauce.
Bobby Singer: In the meantime, I'll keep working on Chatty Cathy here.
Chatty Cathy was a doll released in 1959 that had a string in the chest. When pulled and released, it caused the doll to "speak" one of eleven pre-recorded phrases.
Special Agent Morris: That or Batmobile.
The Batmobile is the high-performance vehicle traditionally drawn by Batman in the comic books, first appearing in Detective Comics #27 (May 1939).
Frank Deveraux: Big Brother, he has many eyeballs, my friend.
Big Brother is the government spy program used by George Orwell in his novel 1984.
Frank Deveraux: Psycho Butch and Sundance.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a 1969 movie loosely based on the real-life 19th century bank robbers. The movie ends with them surrounded by the Bolivian Army and charging out to shoot it out with their opponents.
Your doubles want to be on Candid Camera
is a long-running TV series that stages stunts and then secretly captures unsuspecting persons' reactions and play them back for an audience.
Bobby Singer: Pumpkin-and-Honeybunny'd a diner there.
Pulp Fiction (1994) has two characters nicknamed Pumpkin and Honey Boney who hold up a diner.
Dean: Okay, let me get Mr. Wizard on speed-dial.
Mr. Wizard is the TV nom de guerre of Don Herbert, the creator and host of a series of TV shows that taught young children the basic facts of science.
You want me to Desperate Housewife
is an ABC comedy-drama prime-time soap opera about four women and their families.