Recap
At a dance studio in Portland, the dancers complain as the top ballerina, Irina Kozanzon, shows up late. When Irina does come in, she insults them about their lack of talent, puts on a pair of toe shoes, and starts rehearsing once the others leave. As a janitor works outside, Irina begins to spin faster and faster, unable to stop herself, until finally the toe shoes rip her feet off...
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Episode Quotes
Dean: Dancers. They are toe shoes full of crazy.
Sam: And you would know this how?
Dean: I saw Black Swan. Twice. Hot tutu-on-tutu action. Come on, Sam, what’s wrong with you?
Sam: Wow. The depths of your...
Dean: All right, what've we got?
Sam: She bought a tea kettle.
Dean: A tea kettle?
Sam: Yeah. Hey, with enough curse mojo, you can turn a pencil into a weapon of mess destruction.
Dean: Good times.
Dean: You know, I wonder how old porn kills you.
Sam: Pretty sure you don’t want to know.
Dean: Best you can do is live your life the way that you think would make her proud. Or at least not embarrass the crap out of her.
Dean: Frank, hey, I don't mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce. No offense.
Frank Deveraux: None taken, Fudge Pop.
Dean: Think you can crack it?
Frank Deveraux: Can a dog play poker?
Dean: I don't...
Frank Deveraux: The answer is "yes."
George: How 'bout you make me a new one?
Barista: How 'bout you eat me?
George: Don't tempt me.
Dean: Frank, tell me you got something.
Frank Deveraux: No, I’m calling with the Lakers-Celtics score.
Dean: What?
Frank Deveraux: Of course I got something.
Frank Deveraux: See, you were trying to access the Geothrive internal site. And the reason why you couldn’t is ‘cause if you dig down deep, it’s all Dick.
Dean: Yeah, well, that’d be helpful if you didn’t say that about everything.
Sam: It doesn’t matter where I go Dean. Lucifer will not shut up.
Dean: Even now?
Sam: He’s singing Stairway to Heaven right now.
Dean: Good song.
Sam: Not fifty times in a row.
Joyce Bicklebee: Sam and Dean. It is such a pleasure to make your acquaintances. Now, just so you can put names to the faces that will be eating you, I’m Joyce, and this is my assistant George.
Joyce Bicklebee: Oh, Dean, I am going to enjoy picking you out of my teeth.
Cultural References
Dean: I saw
Black Swan.
Black Swan is a 2010 psychological horror movie with
Natalie Portman as a virginal dancer who unleashes her dark side when she must win the dual role of the White and Black Swans in
Swan Lake.
Dean: And Bingo was his name-o.
"Bingo" is a children's song dating back to 1780, and is also known as "Bingo Was His Name-O" and "There Was a Farmer Who Had a Dog." Traditionally, the singers clap on the first letter when they sing it out, and then the first and second as they repeat the chorus, until they clap out BINGO.
Sam: He’s singing
Stairway to Heaven right now.
Stairway to Heaven, by
Led Zeppelin, released in 1971. It runs eight minutes and two seconds.