Dick meets with a business reporter, Gloria Jane, and talks about his company’s buyout of SucroCorp The company is leading manufacturer of sucrose and Dick talks about how wants to improve health by dialing back on additives and making sure that Americans live longer. After the interview, Dick tells his Leviathan assistant Susan to have one of their kind take over Gloria while he contemplates another of the Word of God tablets. He then goes to see their prisoner, Kevin, and asks him to translate the Word. When Kevin refuses, Dick offers him a letter of recommendation to Princeton. When that doesn’t work, the Leviathan threatens to have Kevin’s mother killed unless he cooperates. ..Read the full recap
Dick Roman: Which is why we’re diving whole hog into what keeps Americans living longer and tasting better.
Gloria Jane: You do mean of course to say the food will be tasting better.
Dick Roman: That’s exactly what I mean.
Dick Roman: Susan... are we still looking for a rep in mainstream media?
Susan: Yes, we are.
Dick: Wunderbar. Put a replace order on Gloria there.
Susan: And with the corpse?
Dick Roman: Call Chief Fieri. I feel like barbecue.
Dean: Okay, man, I have read this more times than the Playboy I found in Dad’s duffle.
Sam: Anna Nicole?
Dean: Anna Nicole. Ah, the good, they die young, huh?
Dean: “Roman acquires…" What’s SucroCorp?
Sam: They make food additives. Namely, high-fructose corn syrup. Well, that crap is in just about everything. Soda, sauces, bread...
Dean: Don’t say pie.
Sam: Definitely pie.
Vampire: Go to hell.
Edgar: No, my neighborhood is worse than that.
Sam: Monks get up at 4 a.m. to pray.
Dean: Ugh. Can’t get laid, can’t sleep in. A friggin’s tragedy.
Emily: What’s a Kardashian?
Dean: Oh, that’s... just another bloodsucker.
Gloria Jane: Yesterday I introduced you to this rising star in American business. In this hour we go behind the scenes and answer the question everyone’s been asking for months: what makes Dick so hard to beat?
Alpha Vampire: We come from you.
Alpha Vampire: I am the son of Eve.
Edgar: A pathetic mutt. Hardly one of us. I knew Eve, and honestly, your mommy was a whore.
Title: There Will be Blood
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Sam: Just saying that the lore doesn’t have a single real-life example of Casper the Friendly Ghost.
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What about Paula Deen over here?
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How to Serve Man
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episode "To Serve Man,"
where it is revealed that the alien book on how to help man is actually revealed to be
I think any way you slice it, you got Pac Man and True Blood in the same room, and that’s bad news.
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is the HBO TV series based on the popular The Southern Vampire Mystery
novels by Charlaine Harris