Dean: I haven't had my own room... ever. I'm making this awesome. I've got my kickass vinyl. I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam--it remembers me. And it's clean, too. There's no funky smell. There's no creepy motel stains. (Sam tosses a gum wrapper on the floor) Really?
Dean: Look, I'm gonna feel dirty saying this, but you might want a salad and a shower.
Sam: So, what--God wants us to take the SATs?
Kevin Tran: Yes. Uh, He works in mysterious ways.
Dean: Yeah, mysterious douchey ways.
Ellie: And, well, her last album was a bunch of holiday songs for dogs. My favorites were "Jingle Bark Rock" and "Don't Pee on This Tree: Happy Arbor Day."
Dean: So she's the Devil?
Ellie: Pretty much.
Dean: (cooking) Impressed?
Ellie: I do like a man who can handle his meat.
Sam: Trials, uh, like, Law & Order?
Law & Order is a crime-drama TV franchise that has been around since 1990, and features three spinoffs as well as TV movies, video games, and international adaptations.
Dean: Get between him and Clifford the big dead dog.
Clifford the Big Red Dog is a giant-sized dog owned by Emily Elizabeth and appearing in a series of children's books.
Cindy Cassity: Keep it coming, Ken Doll.
Ken is the male companion to the Barbie doll from the Mattel toy line.
Do not let J.R. and the gang out of your sight.
J.R. Ewing is the oldest son of the Ewings on the primetime soap opera Dallas
, an oil baron, and a master schemer.
Ellie: The whole Clark Kent look.
Clark Kent is the secret identity of Superman, the Man of Steel of the comic books.
Dean: See, I get Old Yeller out there.
Old Yeller is a 1956 novel by Fred Gipson which was adapted into a Disney movie in 1957. The title character is a dog, and his teenage owner Travis is forced to shoot it when the dog is infected with rabies.
Dean: See if I can't gank Huckleberry Hound.
Huckleberry Hound is an animated Hanna-Barbera character, a blue-furred dog with a Southern accent.
If Landshark comes knocking, you call me.
The Land Shark is a recurring character in the early years of Saturday Night Live
, voiced by Chevy Chase
. It attacks women in their homes by tricking them into opening their doors by pretending to be some kind of door-to-door salesman or deliveryman.
We're the damn Waltons.
was a CBS TV series about a wholesome Depression-era family.