Sam: Wait. So Crowley is... alive?
Dean: Oh, yeah. He's the junk in my trunk.
Crowley: Torture. Brilliant. Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier. Really putting the S-A-M into S&M.
Dean: He will break, okay? When he does, we'll hold him down while you knife him. Then we all go out for ice cream and strippers.
Abaddon: So maybe you can tell me what the hell happened to Hell? And demons. I mean, you call that a meat suit?
Grandma Demon: I closed 72 deals last year. Kids love grandma.
Dean: What, so this whole place is poison?
Sam: Yeah. (Dean covers his crotch) That's not going to help.
Dean: Doesn't hurt.
Crowley: What's on your mind, Kevin? You can tell me. We're friends.
Kevin: You tortured me.
Crowley: I torture all my friends. It's how I show love.
Abaddon: I so appreciate you boys coming when I call. That's what I like most about you Winchesters. Obedient... and suicidally stupid. I like that, too.
Dean: We going to fight or make out, 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.
Sam: You killed three demons, alone?
Dean: I took 'em by surprise. I got a little messy, I got a little lucky. Oh, and, uh, I'm awesome, so there's that.
Things go Breaking Bad, he knows our number.
is a critically-acclaimed high-rated AMC show about a high school chemistry professor turned drug manufacturer.
Dean: Well, I figured the King of Hell might know a few things, so why not Zero Dark Thirty his ass?
The 2012 movie Zero Dark Thirty generated controversy when showing that torture was successful in tracking down Obama bin Laden.
Dean: Because you're a crappy shot... Katniss.
The Hunger Games is a 2008 novel by Suzanne Collins set in a post-apocalyptic future where teenagers are sent to fight in gladiatorial "Hunger Games" as a means of keeping their twelve districts intimidated by The Capital, the ruling district. Katniss is the main character, and a skilled archer.
I'll take demons for a thousand, Alex.
Sam is referring to the popular game show
where must answer in the form of a question. The highest score in a category is a thousand points, in Double Jeopardy.
Dean: Agent Stark, Banner, FBI.
Tony Stark is Iron Man in the comic books, Bruce Banner is the Hulk.