Dean: Hunting's our day job. And the pay is crap.
Sam: Yeah, but hustling pool, credit card scams. It's not the most honest thing in the world, Dean.
Dean: Well, let's see. Honest...fun and easy. (thinks about it) It's no contest. Besides, we're good at it, it's what we were raised to do.
Sam: Yeah, well, how we were raised was jacked.
Sam: Oasis Plains, Oklahoma, not far from here... gas company employee, Dustin Burwash, supposedly died from Creutzfeldt-Jakob.
Sam: Human Mad Cow Disease.
Dean: Mad Cow.... wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam: You watch Oprah?
Dean: Hmm... looks like there's only room for one. You want to flip a coin?
Sam: Dean, we have no idea what's down there.
Dean: All right. I'll go if you're scared. Scared?
Sam: Flip the damn coin!
Dean: Call it in the air, chicken. (flips coin)
Sam: (catches coin) I'm going.
Dean: I said I'd go.
Sam: I'm going. Don't drop me.
Dean: So you found some beetles in a hole in the ground. That's shocking, Sam.
Dean: Kinda hungry for a little barbecue. How about you? (Sam glares) What, we can't talk to the locals?
Sam: And the free food's got nothing to do with it?
Dean: Of course not, I'm a professional!
Dean: Growing up in a place like this would freak me out.
Dean: The manicured lawns and "How was your day, honey?" I'd blow my brains out.
Sam: There's nothing wrong with normal.
Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day.
Lynda Bloome: Well, let me just say that we accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or... sexual orientation.
Dean: Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, honey? (smacks Sam on the butt)
Sam: Well, Dad never treated you like that, you were perfect. He was all over my case. You don't remember?
Dean: Well, maybe he had to raise his voice, but sometimes you were out of line.
Sam: Right! Right, like when I said I'd rather play soccer than learn bow hunting.
Dean: Bow hunting's an important skill.
Sam: The question is, why bugs and why now?
Dean: That's two questions.
Sam: I respected Dad. But no matter what I did, it was never good enough.
Dean: So what are you saying? That Dad was disappointed in you?
Sam: Was? Is... and always has been.
Dean: Why would you think that?
Sam: Because I didn't want to bow hunt... or hustle pool because I wanted to go to school and live my life, which in our whacked-out family made me the freak.
Sam: Joe White Tree? We'd like to ask you a few questions, if that's all right.
Dean: We're students from the university.
Joe White Tree: No, you're not. You're lying.
Dean: Umm, well, truth is...
Joe White Tree: You know who starts sentence with "truth is"? Liars.
Sam: Have you heard of Oasis Plains? It's a housing development near Atoka Valley.
Joe White Tree: I like him. He's not a liar.