Katie Cassidy and Lauren Cohan are not credited and do not appear in this episode.

Sam: I think it's Snow White.
Dean: Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version, anyways, there was this wicked stepmother. Woo, she was wicked!

Crossroad Demon: What can I do for you, Sam?
Sam: You can beg for your life.
Crossroad Demon: We were having such a nice conversation. Then you had to go and ruin the mood.
Sam: If I were you, I’d drop the wisecracks and start acting scared.
Crossroad Demon: It’s not my style. That's not the original Colt. Where'd you get it? Ruby. Had to be. She is such a pain in my ass. She'll get what's coming to her. You can count on it.

Sam: Every deal can be broken.
Crossroad Demon: Not this one.

Dean: All you're pitching me right now is a bunch of ifs and maybes and that's not good enough because if we screw with this deal, you die!
Sam: And, if we don't screw with it, you die!

Sam: Actually, I do have a theory. Uhh, sorta.
Dean: Hit me.
Sam: Well, I'm thinking about fairy tales.
Dean: Oh, that's... that's nice. Think about fairy tales often?

Dean: (to Sam) Alright, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed up fairy tales. I tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damned frog.

Sam: Do you remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude, could you be more gay?! Don't answer that.

Sam: What about you?
Dean: I'm gonna go stop the Big, Bad Wolf... which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.