Three overweight brothers are working on a house late at night, and hear something prowling around. One of them, Kyle, goes to look and some savage unseen creature attacks and kills his two brothers before coming after him...Read the full recap
Sam: I think it's Snow White.
Dean: Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version, anyways, there was this wicked stepmother. Woo, she was wicked!
Crossroad Demon: What can I do for you, Sam?
Sam: You can beg for your life.
Crossroad Demon: We were having such a nice conversation. Then you had to go and ruin the mood.
Sam: If I were you, I’d drop the wisecracks and start acting scared.
Crossroad Demon: It’s not my style. That's not the original Colt. Where'd you get it? Ruby. Had to be. She is such a pain in my ass. She'll get what's coming to her. You can count on it.
Sam: Every deal can be broken.
Crossroad Demon: Not this one.
Dean: All you're pitching me right now is a bunch of ifs and maybes and that's not good enough because if we screw with this deal, you die!
Sam: And, if we don't screw with it, you die!
Sam: Actually, I do have a theory. Uhh, sorta.
Dean: Hit me.
Sam: Well, I'm thinking about fairy tales.
Dean: Oh, that's... that's nice. Think about fairy tales often?
Dean: (to Sam) Alright, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed up fairy tales. I tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damned frog.
Sam: Do you remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude, could you be more gay?! Don't answer that.
Sam: What about you?
Dean: I'm gonna go stop the Big, Bad Wolf... which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.