Ed Zeddmore and Harry Spangler, formerly the Internet "Hellhounds," have decided to put their expertise with the supernatural to good use. They've taken advantage of the writers' strike to make a demo tape for their new reality TV show: Ghostfacers
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The episode didn't start with the traditional opening cast and crew credits. Instead it starts as a promo tape for the networks, as a new reality show to fill in during the writers' strike. All credits are shown at the end.
Ed: Now, if you received this tape, you must be some sort of big-wig network executive. Well, today is your lucky day, mister.
Harry: Because the unsolicited pilot you are about to watch is the bold new future of reality TV!
Ed: Hmmm, we know you've had it hard during the crippling writers' strike.
Harry: Lazy fat cats.
Ed: Who needs writers when you've got guys like us? Our team faced horrible horrors to bring you the footage that will change your world forever. So strap in for the scariest hour in the history of television.
Harry: In the history of your life.
Ed: Strap in for….
Harry: I don’t really like rats. They’re gross. Rats are like the... rats of the world.
Dean: Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.
Ed: Inside your duffel bag?
Dean: In the salt, you idiot!
Harry: Ed, you got to go be gay for that poor dead intern!