Recap
Dean and Sam go to Pennsylvania to investigate reports of a murder apparently committed by a vampire. Sam is distracted by the recent series of prophecies and involvement of angels, but Dean assures him it's time they get back to good old black-and-white monster hunting. The town is celebrating Oktoberfest and the brothers meet with Sheriff Dietrich, claiming to be FBI agents. He shows them the murder victim at the morgue, and she has bite marks on her neck. They then go to the local tavern to talk to the one witness, Ed Brewer. The brothers run into Jamie, the bartender, who Dean flirts with a bit. They then find Ed, who describes the killer as an exact match for Dracula down to the cape, the medallion, and the Eastern European accent...
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Episode Quotes
Dean: We still got to see the new Raiders movie.
Sam: Saw it.
Dean: Without me?
Sam: You were in Hell.
Dean: That's no excuse.
Jamie: Wait a minute, you're a Fed? Wow, you don't come on like a Fed. Seriously?
Dean: I'm a maverick, ma'am. A rebel with a badge. One thing I don't play by... the rules.
Dean: Which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.
Sam: What?
Dean: I've been re-hymenated!
Dean: Hey, you think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That’d be cool.
Sam: What, he was making his own special effects?
Dean: A mummy with good showmanship.
Dean: Son of a bitch!
Dracula: You should not use such language in the presence of my bride.
Dean: Okay.
Jamie: So, you guys are like Mulder and Scully or something, and the X-Files are real?
Dean: No. The X-Files is a TV show. This is real.
Jamie: Oh.
Jamie: So, is this what you do, you and your partner? Just tramp across the country on your own dime until you find some horrible nightmare to fight?
Dean: Some people paint.
Pizza Delivery Boy: Uhh, pizza delivery.
Dracula: Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.
Pizza Delivery Boy: Uh-huh. That’ll be $15.50.
Dracula: Tell me…
Pizza Delivery Boy: Yeah?
Dracula: Is there… garlic on this pizza?
Pizza Delivery Boy: I don’t know. Did you order garlic?
Dracula: No!
Pizza Delivery Boy: Then no. Look, mister, I’ve got four other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go?
Dracula: Of course. Yes. But I have a coupon.
Dean: Hero gets the girl, monsters gets the gank. All in all, happy ending. With a happy ending, no less.
Sam: Real classy, Dean.
Episode Goofs
When Sam and Dean are interviewing Ed Brewer in the bar, he begins telling them how he was cutting through the park on the way home, using his fingers to simulate walking. After the shot cuts back to Dean, a second or two later a man suddenly appears drinking at the bar in the background behind him, due to an editing mistake.
Cultural References
Dean: The Dude will not abide
This is a reference to the film The Big Lebowski, in which the main character "The Dude" says "The Dude abides."
Sam: Agents Angus and Young.
Angus Young is the lead guitarist of AC/DC.