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1 :01x01 - An Aborted Dinner Date
Writer: Matt Stone, Trey Parker
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Edward Chiodo (Puppeteer #2), Toddy Walters (Tour Guide), Lisa K. Wyatt (Joyce Mathers), Kevin D. Carlson (Lead Puppeteer), Steven Chiodo (Puppeteer #1), George Brandon (Felix's Assistant)
George has a very important dinner for the abortion summit meeting with both the pro life and pro choice leaders being present. Unfortunately it happens to be the same night he made dinner plans with his wife, Laura. George's attempts to persuade Laura to move the date fail and he's forced to hold both meetings, simultaneously, without letting Laura find out.
2 :01x02 - A Poorly Executed Plan
Writer: Trey Parker
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Victoria Hoffman (Reporter #1), Peter Kanetis (Reporter #2), Ron Walden (Priest), Michael Chieffo (Thad), Jessica Makinson (Gut Buster #3), Robert Machray (Moose), Whitey Broughton (Doctor), Jonathan Kimmel (Gut Buster #2), Matt Prager (Gut Buster #4), Tom Stern (Gut Buster #5), Chris Borkovec (Officer Smiley), Steven Houska (Jankins), Eugene Roche (The Warden), Stanley G. Sawicki (Guard), Joe Ochman (The Wedge), E. J. Callahan (Randle), Ralph P. Martin (Jonesie), Anthony Barbieri (Gut Buster #1)
Having made a promise to his frat buddies in college that if he ever became President they could move in to the White House, George quickly has to tell them to leave. They ask for one more night of partying with him, but he has to attend a highly publicized execution, so George has Karl hire an improv-group to act out a fake execution.
3 :01x03 - Eenie Meenie Miney Murder
Writer: Trey Parker, Tony Barbieri
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Vickilyn Reynolds (Ms. Clea #3), Juanita Jennings (Ms. Clea), Chantal Bushelle (Ms. Clea #2), Kyle McCulloch (Kyle), Eric Lawrence (Secret Service Guy / Secret Service Bobby #1), Daniel Alexander (Secret Service Bobby #2), Robert Legionaire (Charlton Heston)
Upon seeing how high his phone bill is, George questions his wife, Laura, to see who she's been calling. Turns out she's hooked on tarot card readings, and George quickly becomes addicted too. Their psychic draws a death card and George begins to fear he is under attack, so he bans all guns in America. An angry mob forms at the White House and George gets a visit from Charlton Heston.
4 :01x04 - S.D.I.-Aye-AYE!
Writer: Trey Parker, Tom Stern
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Gabriella Bern (Austrian "Princess"), Carolyn Minnott (Austrian "Maggie"), Madison Mason (Donald Rumsfeld), Guy Siner (Dr. Thomas Klestil), Brad Greenquist (Austrian Soldier #2), Alex Boling (Austrian Soldier #1), Toddy Walters (Tour Guide)
George is having trouble getting his TV company to install cable in the White House, so his neighbor Karl offers to wire the cable box for him. While hooking the cable up, Karl connects the wrong wires and causes a temporary power outage. This makes the new S.D.I. layer system installed in the Oval Office fire at Austria, who quickly retaliates.
5 :01x05 - The First Lady's Persqueeter
Writer: Amy Welsh, Trey Parker
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Chris Borkovec (Officer Smiley), Ivan Naranjo (Punanee Chief), Frank Maciel (Helicopter Pilot), Thomas Fountain (Lead Puppeteer), Joseph Ruskin (Dr. Jack Kevorkain), Greg Ballora (Puppeteer #1), Paul Eric Jerome (Cop #2), Joanne Bloomfield (Puppeteer #2), Don Lewis (Puppeteer #3), Dwight Roberts (Puppeteer #4)
The White House residents celebrate the twenty-fourth birthday of George and Laura's pet cat, Pun'kin. Unfortunately the cat is very sick and George decides to have it put to sleep. At the same time, Laura begins to think there is something wrong with her because she and George no longer make love. This leads to a misunderstanding as to which pussy needs to go.
6 :01x06 - Mom "E" D.E.A. Arrest
Writer: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kyle McCulloch
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Marte Boyle Slout (Barbara Bush), David Noroña (Ramon), Jim Jansen (News Reporter), David Hussey (Cecil the Anti-Drug Mascot), William Bebow (Tom)
The 100,000,000th drug offender is caught and then brought to the White House. They plan an event to have Laura and George's Mom make the arrest, live on TV. Laura plans and prepares the event, but George's Mom keeps interfering with them. After confronting his mother about letting Laura plan the event, George mistakes the Ecstasy pills they took from the drug offender as aspirin, and the live ceremony is only a few hours away.
7 :01x07 - Trapped in a Small Environment
Writer: Trey Parker
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Venessa Hendrix (Karl's Daughter), Valerie Mahaffey (Janet Rove), Akima Castaneda (Kanook-Nook)
As protesters gather outside the White House in response to oil drilling in Alaska, Laura sets Karl up on a date with her friend. After Karl falls in love with his new love interest, he admits to having a wife and daughter that he no longer cares for. He also has no interest in his job, making George's life a nightmare, especially when he needs to deliver a speech to the protesters.
8 :01x08 - Fare Thee Welfare
Writer: Trey Parker, Matt Prager
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Kirsten Sara Lindquist (Female Wrestler), Frank Novak (Witty G. Banter), Clayton Landey (Announcer), Greg Zerkle (High Power Executive), Elena Lyons (Rhoda), George Hertzberg (Yuppie), Shelley Berman (Principal), Joseph S. Griffo (Wrestler #1), Edmund L. Shaff (Dick Cheney), Ernest Harden, Jr. (Senator), Britt Leary (Student), Christopher Birt (Leron), Ian David (Vinnie), Ian Starks (Student #1), Dave Morton (Man), Lester Speight (Kid Spandex)
After losing the Middle East peace treaty, the Vice President, Dick Cheney tells George that he should step down from office before the Senate impeaches him. He accepts and moves out with Laura, but has trouble finding a steady job because he keeps getting fired. Fortunately, he find success wrestling as 'The Mysterious Loser'.