Episode Quotes
(in a bar)
Jack: Well, you're always welcome with us here in lonelytown.
Dean Harold Harper: Speak for yourself.. I've been married for 23 years.
Carla: Well, then what are you doing here?
Dean Harold Harper: As I said, I've been married for 23 years.
Owen: Well, thank you for showing me all of this. It's-it's really spectacular, all of this... urine in-in one place.
Natalie: Spectacular enough for you to take these to the lab for me?
Owen: No, not a chance!
Natalie: Owen! Come on, I hate handling pee.
Owen: And you wanna be a doctor?
Natalie: Psychiatrist - that has nothing to do with bodily fluids.
Natalie: (after being handed a urine sample to take to the lab) Now I have 'Urine Girl' tattooed on my forehead?