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Season 5
83 :05x01 - Father Knows Best (Sep/23/2005)
Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.
Guest Stars: Reginald Ballard as W.B., Michael Ralph as Kelly, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Anthony Anderson as Bryan, Richard Lawson as Bishop, Russell Andrews (1) as Deacon
Director: Millicent Shelton
Writer: Teri Schaffer
 
84 :05x02 - Wrestling with a Sticky Situation (Sep/23/2005)
Jordan makes the wrestling team and wins because no one is in his weight class.
Guest Stars: Sabrae Smith as Tracey, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Michael Ralph as Kelly, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Wade Williams as Father Cronin
Director: Victor Nelli, Jr.
Writer: Jerry Collins
 
85 :05x03 - Marathon Mac (Sep/30/2005)
Bernie and Charles Barkley face off in a celebrity 10k charity race.
Guest Stars: Michael Ralph as Kelly, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Charles Barkley as Himself, Adam Carolla as Himself, Rick Hoffman as Jerry Best
Director: David Grossman
Writer: Jerry Collins
 
86 :05x04 - The Big Payback (Oct/07/2005)
Instead of using the money Bernie gave her for school clothes, Vanessa uses it to buy one pair of expensive shoes.
Guest Stars: Richard Cross as Man, Necar Zadegan as Saleswoman, Karen Malina White as Denise, Mike Batayeh as Man, Joel Weiss as Man, Naya Rivera as Donna, Carl Gilliard as Mike
Director: Victor Nelli, Jr.
Writer: Jacqueline R. McKinley, Antonia F. March
 
87 :05x05 - Car Wars (Oct/21/2005)
When Vanessa gets a permit, she buys her first car
Wanda gets ditched by Jordan and his friends at a Comic-Con, as Bernie deals with Vanessa and her first car.
Guest Stars: Charles Clemmons as Friend, Jasmine McDonald as Concert goer, Sean Shanks as Concert goer, Eugene Goring, II as Arnold, Naya Rivera as Donna, Khleo Thomas as Curtis
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Warren Hutcherson, Fred Johnson (1)
 
88 :05x06 - Night of Terror (Oct/28/2005)
Jordan babysits Bryana while Bernie and Wanda attend a school charity auction. Jordan decides to let her watch a horror movie.
Guest Stars: June Squibb as Nun, Daniel Leslie as Man at Auction
Director: Warren Hutcherson
Writer: Corey Nickerson
Songs: Tom Browne -- Funkin' for Jamaica
 
89 :05x07 - For Whom the Belt Tolls (Nov/04/2005)
When the kids disresepct Wanda, Bernie gives her Big Mama's belt to command fear.
Guest Stars: Roman Reuven Jerzy as Mr. Cardenia, Doug Williams (2) as Alex
Director: Roger Nygard
Writer: Saladin K. Patterson
Songs: The Dazz Band -- Let It Whip
 
90 :05x08 - Pop Pop Goes the Weasel (Nov/11/2005)
Bryan returns-but this time to spoil Jordan.
Guest Stars: Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Michael Ralph as Kelly, Kiyano La'vin as RoRo, Windell Middlebrooks as Boogie, Don Oscar Smith as Animal Control Officer, Anthony Anderson as Bryan
Directors: , Millicent Shelton
Writer: Steve Tompkins, Teri Schaffer
 
91 :05x09 - Prison Break (Nov/18/2005)
Bernie and Wanda battle over how to deal with the kids when they get in trouble at the same time.
Guest Stars: Mablean Ephriam as Herself, Emmy Yu as Shannon, Cooper Thornton as Stan, Nicholas Morrison as Jason, Clint Culp as Carnie, Josh Blaylock (1) as Todd, Ashley Monique Clark as Teri
Director: Keith Truesdell
Writer: Antonia F. March, Jacqueline R. McKinley
 
92 :05x10 - Some Church Bull (Dec/02/2005)
An attempt to bond as family at the school, has everyone furious at each other. Bernie comes to a tough decision about the family.
Guest Stars: Roxanne Beckford as Pregnant Woman, Michael Hitchcock as Father Roger, Nancy Lenehan as Sister Lane, Wade Williams as Father Cronin
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: Jerry Collins
Songs: Bill Withers -- Lovely Day
 
93 :05x11 - Sorely Missed (Dec/16/2005)
Bernie and Wanda seek time alone as Bryana wants to learn more about her mother.
Guest Stars: Jacqueline Osaki as Friend 1, Stephanie Patton as Friend 2, Michael Cornacchia as Norman
Director: Reginald Hudlin
Writer: Warren Hutcherson
Songs: Stevie Wonder -- As
 
94 :05x12 - Fumes of Détente (Jan/06/2006)
Wanda invites Vanessa's best friend, Tasha, to stay with them. Bernie hopes Tasha will help Vanessa get her act together.
Guest Stars: Krysten Leigh Jones (1) as Tasha, Aaron Grady as DeSean
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: Fred Johnson (1)
Songs: McFadden & Whitehead -- Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now
 
95 :05x13 - Exercise in Fertility (1) (Jan/13/2006)
Bernie learns that Wanda might not be the reason why they are having trouble making a baby.
Guest Stars: Wendle Josepher as Nurse, Michael Ralph as Kelly, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Reginald Ballard as W.B.
Director: Linda Mendoza
Writer: Michael Benson, Marc Abrams (1)
 
96 :05x14 - Exercise in Fertility (2) (Jan/20/2006)
Wanda and Bernie realize their attempts to have a child has alienated the ones they already have.
Guest Stars: Denise Dowse as Doctor, Yvonne Farrow as Teacher, Harry Groener as Dr. Lyons, Nicholas Morrison as Jason
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Marc Abrams (1), Michael Benson, Peter B. Aronson (1)
 
97 :05x15 - Fantasy Football (Jan/27/2006)
Bernie and Jordan finally seem to have something they like doing together-fantasy football. Bryana get addicted to makeup.
Guest Stars: June Malcolm as Assitant Photographer, Jeff Marlow as Photographer, Naya Rivera as Donna, Art LaFleur as Stan, Pat Finn (1) as Zalinski, Dick Butkus (1) as Himself, Jernard Burks as Southside
Directors: Steve Tompkins, Rusty Cundieff
Writer: Steve Tompkins, Brian Egan
Songs: Al Green -- How Can You Mend a Broken Heart
 
98 :05x16 - Bar Mizvah Crashers (Feb/03/2006)
Jordan is stuck with a tough choice as his new friend, David, is having a bar mitzvah at the same time another one is happening.
Guest Stars: Bonnie Perlman as hostess, Robin Krieger (1) as Mrs. Wasserstein, Phil Diskin as Rabbi #2, Roger Marks as Rabbi #1, Nate Hartley as Samuel, Kyle Kaplan as David, | Uncredited: Megan Silverstein as Bar Mitzvah Parent, Geoffrey Gould as Bar Mitzvah Parent
Director: Linda Mendoza
Writer: Angela Yarbrough
Songs: The Isley Brothers -- Shout
 
99 :05x17 - Who's Your Mama (Mar/31/2006)
Bryan gets the run of the house when Wanda goes out of town on a business trip.
Meanwhile, it's voting time for the "Eighth Grade Bests" class awards and Jordan wants to win "best smile".
Guest Stars: Eli Kahoury as Conner Santel, Landon Bell as Best Hair Boy, Nefetari Spencer as P.E. Teacher, Josh Blaylock (1) as Todd, Nicholas Morrison as Jason, Anthony Anderson as Bryan
Director: Linda Mendoza
Writer: Jerry Collins
 
100 :05x18 - What Would Jason Do (Mar/31/2006)
Bernie plays matchmaker for Vanessa as the Senoopr Prom is approaching. Jordan becomes Bryana's slave after she sprains her ankle.
Guest Stars: Rodney J. Hobbs as Mr. Scott., Cleavon McClendon III as Derek, Marque Richardson, II as Tyrone, Naya Rivera as Donna, L. C. Warren as Jason
Director: Roger Nygard
Writer: Saladin K. Patterson
 
101 :05x19 - It's Never As Bad As the First Time (Apr/07/2006)
Jordan is dating the cutest cheerleader in school.
Guest Stars: Camille Smith (1) as Marguerite, Joseph Michael (1) as Handsome Boy, Aree Davis as Mean Friend, Ashley Monique Clark as Teri, Naya Rivera as Donna, Bahni Turpin as Kai, Nicholas Morrison as Jason, Calicia Wilson (1) as Erica, Jon Garland as himself, Michael Ralph as Kelly, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Eugene Goring, II as Arnold
Director: Keith Truesdell
Writer: Fred Johnson (1)
 
102 :05x20 - Spinning Wheels (Apr/07/2006)
Wanda is at odds with her sister, Valerie, on her birthday and help comes from an unlikely source-Bryan.
Special Guest Stars: Serena Williams as Herself, | Guest Stars: LaFern Watkins as Female Officer, Dior Raye as Pam, Dan Brinkle as Dan, Shar Jackson as Valerie, Anthony Anderson as Bryan
Director: Victor Nelli, Jr.
Writer: Corey Nickerson
Songs: Chic -- Le Freak
 
103 :05x21 - Growing Pains (Apr/14/2006)
The taste of money has Vanessa blowing off studying for SATS and college. Jordan gets a big head when he finally grows taller than Vanessa.
Guest Stars: David Ursin as Driver, Creed Bratton as Usher, Cynthia Graham as Paramedic, Doug Sinclair as Paramedic, Scott Michael Morgan (1) as Cable Guy, Melissa Strom as Dena, Judith Moreland as Customer, Philip Anthony Traylor as Nigel
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: Warren Hutcherson, Saladin K. Patterson
Songs: Jean Knight -- Mr. Big Stuff
 
104 :05x22 - Bernie's Angels (Apr/14/2006)
Jordan tries to take advantage of Bernie's near death experience while Vanessa sets out to prove to everyone that she can get into college without Bernie's help.
Guest Stars: Doug Sinclair as Paramedic, Creed Bratton as Funeral Home Employee, Cynthia Graham as Paramedic
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Steve Tompkins, Teri Schaffer
Songs: The Four Tops -- Still Water (Love)
 
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