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The Bernie Mac Show
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Season 2
23 :02x01 - Keep It on the Short Grass (Sep/18/2002)
Bernie faces off with Matt Damon at a celebrity golf tournament.
Guest Stars: Pat O'Brien (1) as Himself, Matt Damon as Himself, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Michael Ralph as Kelly, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Rick Hoffman as Jerry Best, Lucy Lawless as Herself
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Marc Abrams (1), Michael Benson
 
24 :02x02 - Goodbye Dolly (Sep/25/2002)
Bernie is determine to make Bryana get rid of her doll.
Guest Stars: Ice Cube as Himself
Director: Reginald Hudlin
Writer: Steve Tompkins
 
25 :02x03 - Carfool (Oct/30/2002)
Bernie's joy of carpooling goes south when he attempts to make Jordan be friends with a kid, whose father wants to Bernie's friend.
Guest Stars: Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Michael Ralph as Kelly, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Joel McCrary as Ted, Adrian Santos as Mark, Graham Murdoch as Kevin, Kinna McInroe as Pat, Marquis Scott as Stevie, Kimberly Moss as Stevie's Mom
Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: David Flebotte
 
26 :02x04 - Mac Local 137 (Nov/06/2002)
The kids go on strike until Bernie treats them better.
Guest Stars: Joel Goulder as Skater # 2, Jamil Walker Smith as Skater #3, Faruq Tauheed as Skater
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: Jerry Collins
 
27 :02x05 - Welcome to the Jungle (Nov/13/2002)
Jordan has to take care of snake for a school assignment, leading Bryana to wanting a pet of her own.
Guest Stars: Jules Sylvester as Himself
Director: Allison Liddi
Writer: Bob Gaylor (1)
 
28 :02x06 - Bernie Mac Dance Party (Nov/20/2002)
Vanessa doesn't want Bernie to take her to the father-daughter dance while Jordan discovers a can of spray paint.
Guest Stars: JoJo as Michelle, Reggie Gaskins as DJ, Lauren Summers as Girl, Roy Abramsohn (1) as Mr. Cower, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Michael Ralph as Kelly, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Kristin Herrera as Sophia
Director: Michael Spiller
Writer: Kriss Turner
 
29 :02x07 - Tryptophan-tasy (Nov/27/2002)
Bernie suffers from bad dreams after eating a very uncooked turkey fror Thanksgiving.
Director: Kevin Bray
Writer: Jeff Bushell
 
30 :02x08 - The United Front (Dec/04/2002)
Bernie wants Wanda to help discipline the kids.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Teri Schaffer
 
31 :02x09 - The Sweet Life (Dec/11/2002)
Wanda wants Bernie to go on a diet. Bernie would rather take advice from Don Rickles than be on a diet.
Guest Stars: Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Howard Mann (1) as Poker Buddy, Michael Ralph as Kelly, Richard Erdman as Frank, Rick Hoffman as Jerry Best, Don Rickles as Himself, Dennis Dun as Doctor
Director: Reginald Hudlin
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
32 :02x10 - Sin Cup (Jan/15/2003)
Jordan creates a sin cup.
Guest Stars: Wade Williams as Father Cronin
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Warren Hutcherson
 
33 :02x11 - Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope (Feb/05/2003)
Bernie and Wanda are invited to a dinner party hosted by Wanda's boss.
Guest Stars: Wendy Kaveloff as Parent, Tony Winters as Parent, Wesley Snipes as Duke, Deborah Dir as Deborah, Taylor Lautner as Aaron, Timothy Durkin as Parent #2, Jan Linder as Parent, Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon as Vicki
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Kriss Turner
 
34 :02x12 - Magic Jordan (Feb/12/2003)
Jordan tries to woo one of Vanessa's friends with his magic act.
Guest Stars: Alexa Vega as Jill, Teller as Himself, Penn Jillette as Himself
Director: Gina Prince-Bythewood
Writer: Steve Tompkins
 
35 :02x13 - Raging Election (Feb/26/2003)
Bernie has an easier time helping Vanessa win an election and a harder time helping Jordan with his school project.
Guest Stars: Dennis Bailey (1) as Mr. Pounds, Emila Groth as Brittney, Talitha Peters as Mother, Carol Kiernan as Nun, Danielle Panabaker as Chelsea, India.Arie as Herself, Noah Luke as Jared, Ike Bram as Timothy
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: Steve Tompkins
 
36 :02x14 - Leaving Los Angeles (Mar/12/2003)
Bernie has a trip for Las Vegas planned, however a trip to the movies with the kids stand in the way of it.
Guest Stars: Fawn Irish as Cocktail Waitress, Benjamin Brown (2) as Orderly, Julanne Chidi Hill as Nurse, Andre Jamal Kinney as Todd Miller, Naya Rivera as Donna, Julie Wittner as Flight Attendant, Gil Christner as Mazer
Director: Reginald Hudlin
Writer: Michael Benson, Marc Abrams (1)
 
37 :02x15 - Pink Gold (Mar/19/2003)
Bernie starts a fued with Chris Rock.
Guest Stars: Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Rick Hoffman as Jerry Best, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Anthony Griffith as Comedian, April Pressel as Receptionist, Michael Ralph as Kelly, Chris Rock as Himself, Jay Leno (1) as Himself
Director: Michael Spiller
Writer: Warren Hutcherson
 
38 :02x16 - Chess Wars (Apr/09/2003)
Bernie treis to use chess to outsmart the kids, only to be outsmarted by them.
Guest Stars: Adrian Santos as Mark
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: Kriss Turner
 
39 :02x17 - The Incredible Bulk (Apr/16/2003)
Bernie develops an obsession with Cost Depot.
Guest Stars: Michael Ralph as Kelly, Reginald Ballard as W.B., Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Pat Crawford Brown as Sample Lady
Director: Victor Nelli, Jr.
Writer: Nguyen Orange
 
40 :02x18 - Maid Man (Apr/23/2003)
Bernie hires a maid to help around the house.
Guest Stars: Theresa Saldana as Lydia, Susan Boyajian as Applicant #1, Jeanette Miller (1) as Applicant #3, Byron Nora as Applicant #2
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: Jeff Bushell
 
41 :02x19 - Nut Job (Apr/30/2003)
Bernie makes the kids do activites to take up their free time.
Guest Stars: Alexandra Boyd as Parent, Richard Cross as Parent, Marki Ann Meyer as Soccer Player, Justin Cooper as Junior Scout, Taj Stewart as Junior Scout, Keisuke Hoashi as Parent, M. Darnell Suttles as Soccer Coach, Taylor Lipman as Soccer Player, Ryan James (1) as Brian, Faith Shin as Soccer Twin 2, Carter Jenkins as Michael, Hope Shin as Soccer Twin 1
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
42 :02x20 - The Other Sister (May/07/2003)
Bernie's sister comes for a visit.
Guest Stars: Melia Lockwood as Melonie, Mary Boucher as Sister Mary, Meagen Fay (1) as Joan Lefko, Niecy Nash as Benita, Wade Williams as Father Cronin, Serena Gabriele as Sexy teacher, Jake Gridley as Kenny
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Writer: David Flebotte
 
43 :02x21 - Meet The Grandparents (May/07/2003)
Wanda's parents come to visit, and offer their opinions about Bernie and Wanda's parenting skills.
Guest Stars: Naya Rivera as Donna, Lombardo Boyar (1) as Chuy, Meagen Fay (1) as Joan Lefko, Andre Jamal Kinney as Todd Miller, Janet Hubert-Whitten as Leora, Steven Williams as Lloyd
Director: Reginald Hudlin
Writer: Jerry Collins, Teri Schaffer
 
44 :02x22 - For a Few Dollars More (May/14/2003)
Bernie goes all out to ensure that Jordan has the best birthday party of all time.
Guest Stars: Greg Zerkle as Autopsy Doctor, Wayne Dalglish as Jordan's Friend, Andrew Meeks as Jordan's Friend, Dion Overstreet Jr. as Student, Brendan Hill as Jordan's Friend, Chris J. Nelson (1) as Bully, Orlando Jones as Party Planner, John Beard as Newscaster, Duane Carnahan as Billy, Joe Guzaldo as Mr. Ginetti
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Bob Gaylor (1)
 
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