1 :01x01 - Pilot

Bernie Mac & his wife, Wanda, were living the good life. That is until Bernie has to take in his sister's three children and discovers life has a whole new meaning.

2 :01x02 - Now You Got It

Bernie is determine to stay healthy for a Las Vegas trip with friends. However he must survive Bryana's birthday party with all her classmates.

3 :01x03 - The Main Event

Bernie teaches Jordan how to defend himself at school.

4 :01x04 - Bernie Mac, Ladies Man

Bernie has some issues with hosting play dates at his house, but he soon likes the idea when the moms love his house keeping skills.

5 :01x05 - Saving Bernie Mac

Bernie thought he could use a trip to church to help the kids, instead he needs help in getting service to end soon.

6 :01x06 - Here To Stay

Bernie comes to the sad fact that the kids are here to stay.

7 :01x07 - A Christmas Story

The kids try to hide a dog from Bernie.

8 :01x08 - Starting School

Bernie and Wanda seek to get the kids into school.

9 :01x09 - Hot Hot Hot

The air condition breaks down on the hottest day of the year.

10 :01x10 - Wanda's Week Off

Wanda uses the time she spends with the children to convince Bernie that they should try for a baby.

11 :01x11 - The King and I

Bernie battles with Vanessa for control of Jordan and Bryana.

12 :01x12 - Hall of Fame

When Jordan finds out everyone on the football team gets a trophy, he joins so he can add a trophy to Bernie Mac's "Hall Of Fame."

13 :01x13 - Handle Your Business

Bernie bashing his family on the radio gets him in trouble at home.

14 :01x14 - Back in the Day

Bernie seeks to fight old age.

15 :01x15 - Lock Down

Bernie is unbearable after the house is broken into.

16 :01x16 - Mac 101

Bernie tries to make the kids into better people by creating a study program.

17 :01x17 - If I Were N-Riched Man

Bernie says the "n-word" in front of Bryanna-and she repeats it at school.

18 :01x18 - Stop Having Sex

Bernie takes the fear of sex a little too far with Jordan and Vanessa.

19 :01x19 - Secrets and Lies

Bernie uses Jordan's asthma to avoid a dinner party and go to a basketball game.

20 :01x20 - Kelly's Heroes

Kelly moves in with Bernie after his girlfriend kicks him out. Soon, Kelly gets on everyone's nerves.

21 :01x21 - Sweet Home Chicago (1)

The family goes to Chicago for a funeral.

22 :01x22 - Sweet Home Chicago (2)

Vanessa seeks to find her mother in Chicago.

23 :02x01 - Keep It on the Short Grass

Bernie faces off with Matt Damon at a celebrity golf tournament.

24 :02x02 - Goodbye Dolly

Bernie is determine to make Bryana get rid of her doll.

25 :02x03 - Carfool

Bernie's joy of carpooling goes south when he attempts to make Jordan be friends with a kid, whose father wants to Bernie's friend.

26 :02x04 - Mac Local 137

The kids go on strike until Bernie treats them better.

27 :02x05 - Welcome to the Jungle

Jordan has to take care of snake for a school assignment, leading Bryana to wanting a pet of her own.

28 :02x06 - Bernie Mac Dance Party

Vanessa doesn't want Bernie to take her to the father-daughter dance while Jordan discovers a can of spray paint.

29 :02x07 - Tryptophan-tasy

Bernie suffers from bad dreams after eating a very uncooked turkey fror Thanksgiving.

30 :02x08 - The United Front

Bernie wants Wanda to help discipline the kids.

31 :02x09 - The Sweet Life

Wanda wants Bernie to go on a diet. Bernie would rather take advice from Don Rickles than be on a diet.

32 :02x10 - Sin Cup

Jordan creates a sin cup.

33 :02x11 - Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope

Bernie and Wanda are invited to a dinner party hosted by Wanda's boss.

34 :02x12 - Magic Jordan

Jordan tries to woo one of Vanessa's friends with his magic act.

35 :02x13 - Raging Election

Bernie has an easier time helping Vanessa win an election and a harder time helping Jordan with his school project.

36 :02x14 - Leaving Los Angeles

Bernie has a trip for Las Vegas planned, however a trip to the movies with the kids stand in the way of it.

37 :02x15 - Pink Gold

Bernie starts a fued with Chris Rock.

38 :02x16 - Chess Wars

Bernie treis to use chess to outsmart the kids, only to be outsmarted by them.

39 :02x17 - The Incredible Bulk

Bernie develops an obsession with Cost Depot.

40 :02x18 - Maid Man

Bernie hires a maid to help around the house.

41 :02x19 - Nut Job

Bernie makes the kids do activites to take up their free time.

42 :02x20 - The Other Sister

Bernie's sister comes for a visit.

43 :02x21 - Meet The Grandparents

Wanda's parents come to visit, and offer their opinions about Bernie and Wanda's parenting skills.

44 :02x22 - For a Few Dollars More

Bernie goes all out to ensure that Jordan has the best birthday party of all time.

45 :03x01 - Eye of the Tiger

Bernie encourages Jordan to tryout for basketball and Jordan fails to make the team. However he makes the gymnastics team.

46 :03x02 - Love Thy Nephew

Bernie and Jordan enter a turf war with a new neighbor who wants Jordan's tree house to be torn down. Meanwhile, Bryana tries to put a bumper sticker on Wanda's car.

47 :03x03 - Road to Tradition

Bernie is determined to have a traditional family Christmas for the kids.

48 :03x04 - Laughing Matters

Bernie gets a new movie role as Vanessa tries to hide the fact she is Bernie's niece. Jordan is upset that he has to attend daycare after school.

49 :03x05 - Hair Jordan

Jordan starts going to Bernie's barbershop and his first attempt to fit in gets him and Benrie banned.

50 :03x06 - Love Bug

51 :03x07 - It's A Wonderful Wife

52 :03x08 - Family Reunion

53 :03x09 - Droobie or Not Droobie

54 :03x10 - J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny

55 :03x11 - Make Room for Caddy

56 :03x12 - Saving Sergeant Tompkins

57 :03x13 - It's Mac-ademic

58 :03x14 - The Getaway

59 :03x15 - Easy Rider

60 :03x16 - Who's That Lady

61 :03x17 - Mac-Inations

62 :03x18 - That Old Mac Magic

63 :03x19 - The Talk

When Jordan makes out with a girl, Wanda tells Bernie its time for "the talk." Bernie is successful at avoiding it, leading Jordan to believe he impregnated his girlfriend after kissing her.

64 :03x20 - Five Stages of Bryana

65 :03x21 - Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday

66 :03x22 - Thanksgiving

67 :04x01 - Big Brother

Bernie installs security cameras to monitor the family's activities. The family does not like and plan to get Bernie to get rid of them.

68 :04x02 - Training Wheels

Bernie decides that 8-year-old Bryana is too old to be riding her bike with training wheels. She crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum. Jordan steals an old cast from the hospital and wears it at school to get out of gym class.

69 :04x03 - Being Bernie Mac

Bernie prepares for a stand-up performance, but first he must deal with the kids when Wanda's business meeting runs longer than expected.

70 :04x04 - Mac Overdrive

71 :04x05 - My Privacy

72 :04x06 - Who Gives This Bride

When Bernie's sister Benita announces that she's eloping in Las Vegas, Wanda decides to have it at the Mac house. Soon, Wanda starts planning the wedding like it was her own. Meanwhile, Jordan tries to break up Aunt Benita's wedding.

73 :04x07 - Nerdy Mac

After Bryanna fails in school, Bernie sends her to Jordan's Catholic school. Meanwhile, Jordan discovers that everyone thinks he's a nerd.

74 :04x08 - Stone Nuts

75 :04x09 - Jack & Jacqueline

76 :04x10 - Manchild in Vanessa Land

77 :04x11 - You Don't Know Squad

78 :04x12 - You Got Served

79 :04x13 - I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More

80 :04x14 - The Big Picture

81 :04x15 - The Music Mac

Bernie encourages Vanessa's musical talents.

82 :04x16 - Walk Like a Man

Bernie thinks its time Jordan walked home from school to make new friends. He does, but he ends up getting into trouble. Vanessa has a wardrobe malfunction while swimming and is embarrassed..

83 :05x01 - Father Knows Best

Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.

84 :05x02 - Wrestling with a Sticky Situation

Jordan makes the wrestling team and wins because no one is in his weight class.

85 :05x03 - Marathon Mac

Bernie and Charles Barkley face off in a celebrity 10k charity race.

86 :05x04 - The Big Payback

Instead of using the money Bernie gave her for school clothes, Vanessa uses it to buy one pair of expensive shoes.

87 :05x05 - Car Wars

When Vanessa gets a permit, she buys her first car
Wanda gets ditched by Jordan and his friends at a Comic-Con, as Bernie deals with Vanessa and her first car.

88 :05x06 - Night of Terror

Jordan babysits Bryana while Bernie and Wanda attend a school charity auction. Jordan decides to let her watch a horror movie.

89 :05x07 - For Whom the Belt Tolls

When the kids disresepct Wanda, Bernie gives her Big Mama's belt to command fear.

90 :05x08 - Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

Bryan returns-but this time to spoil Jordan.

91 :05x09 - Prison Break

Bernie and Wanda battle over how to deal with the kids when they get in trouble at the same time.

92 :05x10 - Some Church Bull

An attempt to bond as family at the school, has everyone furious at each other. Bernie comes to a tough decision about the family.

93 :05x11 - Sorely Missed

Bernie and Wanda seek time alone as Bryana wants to learn more about her mother.

94 :05x12 - Fumes of Détente

Wanda invites Vanessa's best friend, Tasha, to stay with them. Bernie hopes Tasha will help Vanessa get her act together.

95 :05x13 - Exercise in Fertility (1)

Bernie learns that Wanda might not be the reason why they are having trouble making a baby.

96 :05x14 - Exercise in Fertility (2)

Wanda and Bernie realize their attempts to have a child has alienated the ones they already have.

97 :05x15 - Fantasy Football

Bernie and Jordan finally seem to have something they like doing together-fantasy football. Bryana get addicted to makeup.

98 :05x16 - Bar Mizvah Crashers

Jordan is stuck with a tough choice as his new friend, David, is having a bar mitzvah at the same time another one is happening.

99 :05x17 - Who's Your Mama

Bryan gets the run of the house when Wanda goes out of town on a business trip.
Meanwhile, it's voting time for the "Eighth Grade Bests" class awards and Jordan wants to win "best smile".

100 :05x18 - What Would Jason Do

Bernie plays matchmaker for Vanessa as the Senoopr Prom is approaching. Jordan becomes Bryana's slave after she sprains her ankle.

101 :05x19 - It's Never As Bad As the First Time

Jordan is dating the cutest cheerleader in school.

102 :05x20 - Spinning Wheels

Wanda is at odds with her sister, Valerie, on her birthday and help comes from an unlikely source-Bryan.

103 :05x21 - Growing Pains

The taste of money has Vanessa blowing off studying for SATS and college. Jordan gets a big head when he finally grows taller than Vanessa.

104 :05x22 - Bernie's Angels

Jordan tries to take advantage of Bernie's near death experience while Vanessa sets out to prove to everyone that she can get into college without Bernie's help.