Penny: (to Bernadette) You know I'm a big believer in breaking bad news to a guy when you're in bed with him. That's how I told my high school boyfriend I slept with his brother. That's how I told his brother the same thing.

Bernadette: I don't want to manipulate him (Howard) with sex.
Penny: Oh sweetie, that's what sex is for.

Amy: You know, the connection between marriage and money is nothing new. In fact the term "wed" referred to the money and livestock that the groom paid the bride's father. (Looks at Bernadette) For example, you're adorable, intelligent, and a good earner, I could conservatively see you going for at least two oxen and a goose. (Turns to Penny) You, would fetch a unicorn.