Penny: This is an eyelash curler. You just place it on your lashes, and squeeze it closed.
Amy: (takes the curler from Penny) Oh, I don't know. Looks like something used by Tinkerbell's gynecologist.
Penny: Who I hope for her sake is not Captain Hook!
Penny: I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.
Howard: (to Bernadette) If I die, promise me you'll never have sex with another man.