Bernadette: Quitting would be the worst thing for your relationship. Leonard: Why? Bernadette: Because it would make you seem like something she (Penny) already thinks you are. Leonard: What does she think I am? Bernadette: How do I put this? She's been known to call you a name that usually applies to a lady part. Or a cat. Or a willow. Leonard: I can't believe she would say that about me. Bernadette: If you're gonna cry about it there's tissues in my purse. Unless you got some in yours. Big willow.