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The Big Bang Theory
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| Title: | Pilot |
| Episode Number: | 1 |
| Season: | 1 |
| Season Episode #.: | 1 |
| Production Number: | 101 |
| Original Airdate: | Monday September 24th, 2007 |
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Sheldon and Leonard are two brilliant, but socially inept theoretical physicists who share an apartment. In the series premier, they meet their new neighbor, Penny, a stereotypical beautiful dumb blond. In spite of the obvious hopelessness of the situation, Leonard is utterly smitten.
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| Sheldon: There's some poor woman who's going to pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn't. | Penny: So... what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money. | Leonard: That's probably enough about us. So tell us about you.
Penny: Ok... I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that that sun's apparent position in relation to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. | Penny: I'm a vegetarian... well, except for fish... and the occasional steak. I love steak!!
Sheldon: That's interesting. Leonard can't process corn. | Penny: God, you know, four years I lived with him. Four years! That like as long as high school!
Sheldon: It took you four years to get through high school?? |
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| Howard attempts to impress Penny by playing World of Warcraft in front of her and inviting her to go on a quest with him. |
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