Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Good People (Jul/17/2007) | | Bill's son is enlisted to be the starting quarterback, but Bill fumbles trying to help the boy hone his passing skills. Elsewhere, daughter Lauren hopes to get her belly button pierced. | | Guest Stars: Jay Knowlton as Don | Director: James Widdoes Writer: Bill Engvall | |
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| 2 :01x02 - Aloha, Raffles (Jul/24/2007) | Bill and the family are faced with a difficult decision when Raffles, the family dog, falls ill before a much-anticipated trip to Hawaii. The Pearsons must decide whether or not to use their vacation money to pay for an operation that may or may not save Raffles’ life.
Source: TBS | Director: James Widdoes Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe | |
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| 3 :01x03 - How Bill Met Susan (Jul/31/2007) | To celebrate their 18th wedding anniversary, Susan gets Bill tickets to a Broncos game. Their plans are derailed, however, after Bill reveals that when he and Susan first started dating, he was also seeing another woman.
Source: TBS | | Co-Guest Stars: Maria Moreno as Nurse | Director: James Widdoes Writer: Mark J. Kunerth | |
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Season 2 |
| 9 :02x01 - But That's Not Fair (Jun/12/2008) | | The kids go one strike when Bill and Susan decide the kids should clean the garage without receiving their allowance since they haven't been earning it. Meanwhile. Bill does not give the cell phone company a ringing endorsement. | |
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| 10 :02x02 - Ask Your Mother (Jun/19/2008) | | Bill is frustrated that the kids always go to Susan as the authoritative parent. Elsewhere, Bill is upset that the fruit keeps disappearing, and Paul is plagued by romantic woes. | |
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| 11 :02x03 - No Gifts, Please (Jun/26/2008) | | A mix-up over gifts for one another occurs as Bill and Susan's wedding anniversary approaches. Meanwhile, Trent's annoying bedtime habits has Lauren and Bryan losing sleep. | |
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| 12 :02x04 - Pineblock Derby (Jul/03/2008) | | Bill takes full credit for building a derby car for brainy Bryan, despite his failure and Paul ultimately finishing the project. Meanwhile, Lauren's new friend makes her moves on Trent, who is unaware of her shady motives. | |
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| 13 :02x05 - Susan's Best Friend (Jul/10/2008) | | In the wake of her divorce, Susan's quirky friend AJ comes to the Pearson's for a visit. Bill and Susan discover that their lives are in a rut in comparison to AJ's crazy lifestyle. Maybe salsa lessons will help add a spark into their lives. | |
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| 14 :02x06 - Bill Talks a Good Game (Jul/17/2008) | | Bill's pride is injured when his son Trent defeats him in a basketball game. Meanwhile, Lauren bonds with Susan's friend causing her to try and connect with her daughter the same way. Meanwhile, Bryan tries to eliminate all the hazards within the household. | |
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| 15 :02x07 - Snoop, Dog (Jul/24/2008) | | Bill and Susan are concerned that booze will be served at a party in which their son Trent is invited to. Meanwhile, the Pearson's dog causes a dilemma when he chooses to live under cranky Mr. Faulkner's porch. | |
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| 16 :02x08 - Dream Lover (Jul/31/2008) | | Susan has a premonition that Bill is going to have an affair with a woman named Penelope, just before meeting a waitress with that name. Meanwhile, Lauren assists Trent in his effort to get his driver's license, and Susan feels Bill should get a physical. | |
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| 17 :02x09 - A Reptile Dysfunction (Aug/07/2008) | | Trent and Bryan are asked to take care of Paul's beloved pet iguana. Meanwhile, Lauren takes a job at a mall to earn money for an expensive designer purse, but the job includes a hard nosed boss. | |
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| 18 :02x10 - PromZilla (Aug/07/2008) | | When Bill prohibits Lauren from buying an expensive prom dress, a number of problems seem to arise around the home and causes Susan to relive a bad experience from her prom night. Meanwhile, Trent wants to make himself an online celebrity by creating a internet video. | |
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| 19 :02x11 - Honey Do (Nov/15/2008) | When Susan begins to fix things around the house, Bill gets threatened by it and tries to regain his 'power' as man of the house. Meanwhile, the kids must decide who gets the money that is collected in the coin bottle.
Source: TBS | |
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Season 3 |
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| 22 :03x02 - You Decide (Jul/18/2009) | | Bill creates a plan to battle Susan's passive-aggressive temperament. Meanwhile, Trent's desperation to make a girl notice him may backfire. And Bill and Susan get an eyeful when their neighbor, Mr. Faulkner, takes a dip in his hot tub in the buff. | |
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| 23 :03x03 - Let It Go (Jul/25/2009) | | Bill is obsessed to find out what is being said about him when Susan attends a gossipy girls only game night. And, a B on a science test has dropped cerebral Bryan off the A-list. | |
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| 25 :03x05 - Oh, Brother (Aug/08/2009) | | Susan becomes exasperated after Bill loans his slacker brother money for his next get-rich-never business scheme. Meanwhile, Trent and Lauren's quarrel over a pen has brainy Bryan exploiting the situation for his own gain. | |
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| 26 :03x06 - I Like It That Way (Aug/15/2009) | | Susan attempts to set Bill right after he refuses to shave off his post-fishing trip beard off. Meanwhile, Bryan mimics Trent by tormenting Lauren, but the brainiac seems to be ineffective as a prankster. | |
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| 27 :03x07 - The Coffee Maker (Aug/22/2009) | | Bill feels the need to teach his brother that money can not buy happiness after he springs gifts galore on the family, now that he's a success. Meanwhile, Paul gets involved with a silent auction after having his ego squashed. | | Guest Stars: Stephen Dunham as Danny Pearson, Matt Besser as Auctioneer | |
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| 28 :03x08 - United Front (Aug/29/2009) | | Bill and Susan lock horns over how to best punish Lauren, after she is caught in a lie. Meanwhile, Paul sets out to create an internet profile which will attract the ladies, and turns to Trent and Bryan for advice. | |
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