Victoria: She had me lay down naked in a tub...
Judith: Stop! Victoria, I would dearly appreciate it if you would keep the details of your newfound lesbianism to yourself!
Grace: How much do you want?
Yoda: I want to see your boobs.
Yoda: Wait, OK, OK, OK. You know, just forget it. Forget it... One boob?
Daniel: Yoda, is it? ...Did you bring the force with you?
(collective groan around the table)
Yoda: I'm called Yoda because I'm a wise master of the computerverse. And teacher of the Software Knights.
Grace: Oh my God. Please don't talk.
Judith: We're very happy to have you join us... Yoda.
Yoda: (to Grace) I see where you get your good looks from.
Grace: I will kill you.